The human impersonation of the random button

remember guys: if you know someone is gonna ask what you're doing, it's easier to cover up your british twink drawing than to explain your doomed yaoi fic. stay safe out there

I want to be absolutely clear that, when I write an alcoholic character, it's because I think that alcohol addiction and drinking to excess are cool. Just like when I write a criminal, I'm trying to persuade you, the reader, to take up a life of larceny and murder. Just so long as that's understood.

Oh good, because that's 100% the message I take from fictional media. For instance, I watched Hannibal for recipes and relationship advice.

I found out why

i just want. to sleep

I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.

I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.

i always lose it when her voice trips into the fifth dimension as she says physical activities 

@muddyorbsblr here’s the clip with the Tree Twerk Line!!!!