𝙼 𝙴 𝚂 𝚂 𝙸 𝙰 𝙷

Sup guys? It’s your girl fenix here again, but this time with the Messiah of the Backbreaker. Once again, I’m playing this boy for the first time so bear with me. All things canon still stand of course, with the exception of his marriage. Roderick is divorced and despite Marina having full custody of their son, Roddy has visitation rights and sometimes has Troy for the weekends and whatnot. In short, he’s available for any and every kind of connection that exists, really.

He's a total baby face guy — the only exception being the Undisputed Era guys. But then again, he's only four years old, what do you expect? You know what, that actually sounds like a good idea. I'm not saying that you will win him over easily that way, but I'm not not saying it either.

You actually are waiting to tell me this joke in person? Why to make me excited for this property as well. You can't just say things like that — especially when we have to wait the rest of the week. Now the anticipation is slowly going to torture me. I'm going to be laying down in bed until like four in the morning, wondering what that joke might be. So when it finally is party time, don't be surprised to find me with bags under my eyes.

your niece holding the title makes it really feel real, doesn't it? I know I felt that way when I put the North American title around my Troy boy. I wasn't really championed until that moment. All in all — congrats, champ. Enjoy it.

Yeah, in that case, I just hope they have the ambulance on speed dial at the party because you might just need it. The amount of surprises I have in store are endless.

I'm just trying to do my part in making the world a better place one loser at a time. Troy boy is doing great, thanks for asking. I'm really loving all of this time that I can have with him. And between me and you, he's not really crazy about you right now — I think it's mostly because you're a heel. The only reason he was really into the Undisputed Era was biased. But I'm sure I can get him to warm up to you.

Andy, the Bella Twins, Carmella, and probably Candice.

I would 100% support him in anything that he wanted to do. Especially if he wanted to get into wrestling. Mostly because I know I can help him out. I'm not saying I'm an expert, but I know a thing or two. And I mean, he's already been NXT North American Champion before so it fits.

Now this is a hard one. But I'm probably going to have to say Kyle.

What side of this website have I just stumbled into? There are actually a lot of factors I would have to take into consideration before possibly doing something like this. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I wouldn't flat out oppose?

I'll send you home with some severe, lifelong back problems free of charge.

This is an easy question. No, I would not.

In that case, might I suggest maybe a cold shower or something? I don't know, I'm not really to experienced at falling victim to himbos. I just realized that I am not entirely too sure if that's even a word. And if it is, maybe I don't even want to know what it means? Uhh, is that even a question you should be asking? Duh. I can't think of a better way to show up to a party, to be honest. We're definitely going together. I have to show you my killer dance moves.

You know, the fact that you’re suddenly feeling a little feverish is concerning. You go from choking, to randomly needing to sit down, and now you need to be fanned? Maybe I should just shut up.