i only eat the green titty skittles

YES

I am sooo tempted to get Warhammer books as french translations, read them as my way to start re-learning french with a translator at one hand and a dictionary at the other, and develop zero grasp between what vocabulary is regular french and what is Warhammer, and if I ever encounter a native speaker I give them psychic damage.

“Tourist talks in passable French but sounds like a Space Marine” would probably be a new one for Parisians

Would it be better or worse than orks? Or better yet, necrons?

I mean that's basically how I learned English so I'd say it's fair game

High moment of my French career came when I was in France and realized I knew how to say things like “airstrike” and “platoon” but not “can I sit here” on the train. Highly recommend language learning through sci fi media it’s very entertaining.

I love when people make do with whatever random vocabulary they have. I once was in a pub in spain and was asked if I have a girlfriend. I had neither the desire nor the words to explain that I'm gay, so I raised the pint I was holding and said "I do not need women. This beer is my wife."

it's so genuinely funny how trans women name themselves things like Celeste Seraphine Lorelei Marceline and Valkyrie while the boys are out here deciding on Kevin and Terry and Steve

bush haters always have that soulless look in their eyes

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

Every five years or so a trans woman has to roll a die to determine what weird personality modifier the stress of existing has made her develop

Trans women rolling their disorders like a fucking gacha game pull

being topless in a tattoo shop is rlly funny, I don’t think anyone made eye contact with me all day

who has the autism now motherfuckers