Sleeponmyplans

Using your laptop to buy another one is like asking it to dig its own grave

We think “niiice” but we type “niceee”

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

Sanity is just the belief that the voice inside your head is yours.

A vanilla soy latte is a type of 3-bean soup.

I don’t like taking or being in photos, but I’m always unhappy when I find out I don’t have any photos of an event.

I stare at a microsoft screen all day to pay for a smaller apple screen I stare at all night.

You have a very small window for self-defense, after that it’s just revenge.

The only reason I don’t have tattoos is that I don’t feel that strongly about anything

I correct autocorrect on my phone more often then it corrects me.

I’ve never actually been in an elevator playing elevator music.

Using a Mac is like taking a luxury cruise but you can never get off the boat. Windows is like a pirate ship that you can take wherever your heart desires, but be prepared to weather a storm or fight off other pirates.