So many headmates, so little time.

anyway2 hii iim 2ollux ii thiink iim an age reverter

hey guy2. fiigured iid iintroduce my2elf. iim 2ollux, and ii, de2piite my name, am nothiing liike the canon 2ollux. you know how the fandom portray2 miituna? yeah. ii 2wiitch from kiinda liike 2ollux two...that. al2o, to clear thiing2 up, from what ii know, theiir are four ‘actual’ headmate2. Me, ho2t, dave and john. al2o, ii need a tag, 2o iit2 probably gonna bee 2ome 2tupiid bee related 2hiit. (al2o al2o ye2, ii diid eat 2our candy ju2t to 2piite dave. iit was fun and al2o paiinful.)

sollux is a fucking asshole just so you guys know. he ate sour candy to spite me and ended up burning our tongues. why is he like this.

shello shello? host isnt here right now, and neither is anyone else. i dont sink they know im a person in headspace? how weird, im shore i talked to someone, or somefin in headspace... btw, im not feffie! feffie doesnt visit very often, but when she does, its a lot of FUN! I dont really know WHO i am, just some sea girl. glub glub! i just wanted to make a post since im not around often! Ill be on my way now! 

also hi!! im john. dave just checked the about page, and we dont have him listed. he kiiiinda maaaaaaybe had a tantrum. :P 

okay yall posting this while host is away since they never seem to notice when theyre gone or not since we share the same pov and memories, just different personalities and voices. hey im dave and imma bout to clear shit up. number one, host is colby. we all call them host. idk why my dude, just something we all picked up. second off, were probably a system. like, maybe. i dont know man, theres a lot of people in here, all with their own personalities, so like. probably. third off, just for future reference, you can tell im fronting because im probably wearing stupid shitty heart shaped aviators. i love them theyre so stupid. okay thats about it ollie outie. also john might post. i can hear him talking lmao