Not a Princess. Not Your Cutie Girlfriend

[Where the fuck are all these petals raining down from? Why is he happy? What is happening?]

It’s me, the greatest spear in Japan! Nihongou!

[Ah, wait, she probably doesn’t recognize him like this? Give him a moment, he’s getting his yari to actually show off proudly. His expression just says “Look. It me.”]

-How is this very long man a spear and man all at once?  She definitely knows that name given that they went through some serious shit together.  And when he brings back, well, himself, she’s definitely more inclined to believe it.-

You’re--you’re really Nihongou?

But you’re talking to me?  And you’re... 

“The famous spear sung of in the Kuroda-Bushi.”

-Before she asks to, she’s taking his spear to test it.  They’ve been to the moon and back, literally speaking, so she’s testing him for a few moments.-

-ALL MANNER OF EXCITED HAPPY SHIBE NOISES IS UNLEASHED!!!!!! YOU HAVE AWAKENED THIS MAX FRIENDSHIP LEVEL SHIBE’S LOVE FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!-

-He briefly runs away.-

…

………..

-HE RETURNS WITH A ZUCCHINI JUST FOR YOU AND HE SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-

-SHE COULDN’T BE MORE DELIGHTED!!! HE’S BROUGHT HER A WHOLE VEGETAL!!!!-

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MAKOTO-SAMA!

-SHE’S SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW AT THE FORMALITY WHO IS THIS LONG MAN AND WHY IS HE FAMILIAR???-

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Extreme wags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-

-THERE’S HER ALBINO SHIBE!!!!!-

Who’s a good boy, Koro-chan!

-Just squishes his cheeks?-

You look really familiar.

But… I don’t… I don’t really know many girls besides Master?

“Master”?  

[Intense stare.]

[Do you ever get that weird feeling you should know someone but you’re an alcoholic and your memory is kind of hazy because you’re old as fuck and have potentially lived an unlimited number of lives as a legendary weapon across time and space?]

-When you primarily use a naginata but you and your small also shared weapons and you had your own long boy you swapped out until your small used Tonbokiri and you got Nihongou?-

-She’s wandered in from Florida?  She’s got her own Jotaro to feed back home?-