WOOF!

-SHE COULDN’T BE MORE DELIGHTED!!! HE’S BROUGHT HER A WHOLE VEGETAL!!!!-

You’re such a cute and fluffy boy!!!  Good job!!!  

-HE IS THE FLUFFIEST AND CUTEST AND SQUISHIEST!!!! HE IS THE GOODEST BOY!!!!!! HE IS JUMPING ONTO YOU FOR HUGS!!!!!!!!-

-HOLD HIM!!!! LOVE HIM!!!!!!! HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!-

-Now the excited shibe screams have reached maximum volume and there is no calming him now. Wait, no, there is. He is giving you sloppy shibe kisses. His breath smells like vegetal also.-

[A boofer.]

[He’s actually, genuinely smiling for a change? Down he goes on one knee, holding his hand out for sniffs?]

-He snif.-

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-He wags modestly in greeting. The dog has accepted your introduction and now introduces himself by giving you his paw in your hand.-

-A proper handshake.-

-THERE’S HER ALBINO SHIBE!!!!!-

Who’s a good boy, Koro-chan!

-Just squishes his cheeks?-

You are!

-ALL MANNER OF EXCITED HAPPY SHIBE NOISES IS UNLEASHED!!!!!! YOU HAVE AWAKENED THIS MAX FRIENDSHIP LEVEL SHIBE’S LOVE FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!-

-He briefly runs away.-

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