Friends in space

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it’s always big titty goth gf and never big titty goth bf. what gives.

hi everyone i just want to say please don’t feel scared or say sorry for tagging this as fandom stuff. unless you’re tagging this as kylo ren. please feel bad about that and think twice before reblogging this.

@staff @support

me when a girl refers to her “partner”: 👀 me when i find out she was talking about her boyfriend with a beard: 😴

"I could fix him" "I could make him worse" well I could trap him in a glass jar and shake it

Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol

uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

understanding of when additions to tumblr posts are and are not funny or necessary is a wonderful skill to pad any resume

SO FUCKING TRUE!!!!

lol

THIS ☝️☝️☝️

It’s always “why did you get in the river” and “your soaking wet” and never How was the river The river looked fun was it fun

the most important cats on tumblr are @straycatj and @pangur-and-grim. i don’t make the rules, sorry.