el phantasmo

sorry for the horrid activity. i’ve been busier than usual and it feels like a lot

Happy birthday, @goldustfakegf . Go Canada!!

WHY IS IT RED?! DID I MISS SOMETHING?!

I try to but at the same time, I eat snacks all the time. Pretty sure I do it in my sleep even. 

I’ll have plenty of time to make sure it looks authentic by then! You’re brilliant, small one. 

I ate myself into a slight food coma. ...and then worked out to battle it and now ‘m feeling pretty dead. 

I need to get more snacks and stash them places. :(

I do my best. Well, until my old body reminds me that I’m old and have a bad hip, ha. Thanks, man. I forgot to include that BigFoot is real so there’s that, too. 

@violcntdelight hi, you. miss me?

Hi, hello. Name’s Riley, but if you do know me-or of me- it’d be El Phantasmo. I suck at introductions so strap in... I’m Canadian, British Columbia to be exact. I wrestle in the UK now, and have been since 2017. Before that, Canada wouldn’t let me leave because they love me so much... I’m kinda old compared to some of the BritWres kids. Uhhh... I do a pretty cool entrance? I wear cool glasses, my jacket lights up, and I have cool music. I’m just an all around fun dude? I think at least. Oh, and I live with, or at least crash with, some of the other guys and live my best life by always stashing snacks close to my bed/couch/wherever I’m sleeping. I won the British J Cup this year. I stick my tongue out a lot and have....decent? hair? Say hi, maybe?