he one one hole

it says something a little sad about the state of the world that just reading a story is not enough escapism for people and so we have multimillion dollar industries built around exhaustively recreating fictional locations so that harry potter fans can go to 'the wizarding world' and star wars fans can go to 'galaxy's edge' and stephen king fans can go to 'maine'

I'm sorry to all the tone-indicator people, but "/hj" will always mean "end of handjob" for me

kiss my cloaca till your tongue turns blue oh yeah baby that’s the power of my goo

not so open-minded and enlightened when faced with intergalactic pop music, i see. typical humans

honestly i dont need therapy i need a machine to go into my body and manually stretch all my muscles and crack all my joints and then i need the machine to go into my brain and deep clean it with soapy hot water

hello and welcome to my etsy shop. i’ll curse anyone for 12 fucking dollars