telenadas

❛  I'm here to set things right . Also ? To look dashing . That part's less difficult .  ❜

       independent , mutuals only roleplay blog for dorian pavus from the dragon age franchise .  loved by anna , 

Origins:

Alistair: Your senior officer who is so scared of taking charge that he pretends you’re the senior officer. You can make him king. 

Morrigan: Antisocial witch who totally turns into a spider just to fuck with Alistair. Will probably hold her nose and boink him later. 

Leliana: Ex-nun that murders people and tells you bedtime stories.

Sten: Murders a whole family. One of your more reliable companions.  

Shale: A fashion-conscious, bird-hating rock. 

Wynne: Magical possessed Grandma. <3

Zevran: Failed to kill you. Tries to seduce you instead. 

Oghren: Drinks so much that you forget he has other personality traits. You probably made him kill his wife. 

Dog: Who’s a good boy?! You are! Yes, you are!

Loghain: Doesn’t know why he’s here and frankly kind of wishing you just killed him.

Awakening:

Anders: All he wanted was to leave the giant tower he was trapped in and not be murdered. Jury’s out on how well that worked out. 

Oghren: Still drunk. He left his new wife so he could kill more things with you. 

Nathaniel: He’s forced into the club because ‘some of your best friends have tried to kill you,’ and frankly he’s concerned. 

Velanna: Fuck all you shem. She’s only here because she’s looking for her sister. Also her ears aren’t that big. 

Justice: He doesn’t know what he’s doing but you seem like a good sort so he’ll follow you like a confused and rotting spirit puppy. 

Sigrun: For a dead woman, she is the peppiest of the bunch. Will set Justice’s corpse spasms to music. 

Dragon Age 2:

Carver: Fuck you. Oh wait… maybe less fuck you. Or maybe he’s the fucker all along. 

Bethany: She loves you. Oh wait… no, she still loves you, even if you’re a prick. 

Aveline: Please follow the law. Please stop dragging her into your illegal messes. She just wants to be a good guard captain. 

Varric: He is writing all this shit down to tell embarrassing stories later. 

Anders: VIVE LA RÉSISTANCE! Also, Fenris can go fuck himself. 

Fenris: Murder ALL the mages. Also, Anders can go fuck himself. 

Merrill: The naive fish out of water from every romantic comedy, except she makes blood pacts with demons.

Isabela: FLIRT FLIRT FLIRT runs away with life-saving relic FLIRT SOME MORE. 

Sebastian: A priest who accidentally joined a gang. 

Inquisition: 

Cassandra: Best tank. Could probably have a faith spirit in her head and you couldn’t tell the difference. 

Blackwall: Liar liar beard on fire.

Solas: Liar liar egg on fire. Plus racism.

Iron Bull: Is literally called ‘liar’ and doesn’t lie to you for the whole main game.

Varric: He has finally reached a point where even if he tells this story honestly, no one will ever believe him. 

Vivienne: She will make you classy or so help her–

Dorian: Someone stop his country from embarrassing itself again please.

Sera: Down with the bourgeoisie, except not so far down that we can’t steal from them. 

Cole: Is even worse that this than Justice. You love your weirdo spirit puppy anyway.

Leliana: Someone said something mean? Cut out their tongue.

Josephine: Please just talk to people. Her life would be so much easier if you did.

Guess what time it is! If y’all were thinking it was time for some sappy shit, then guess again bc that just ain’t my kink. ( Okay so mildly sappy time, but that’s really the fault of this type of post tbh. ) It’s been almost a year, and for as active as I’ve been and as, uh.. ‘Not-everyone’s-tastes’ I am, we’ll say, I feel like this is some damn good progress. So I wanted to take a brief moment to express my gratitude for the patience and kindness y’all have shown to me as I’ve sunk deeper and deeper into this fandom, and most importantly come to love this stupid asshole egg more with each reply and ask. ( Not gonna lie, I almost decided against having anything to do with him bc he’s bald…. I have a weird squick with baldness, don’t ask. ) Without further ado, we’ll get right into the calling out of each and every one of you that’s made the most unwise choice of catching the eye of an eldritch being.

@moralbirthright / @arcanedivinity. I really don’t know what you did to deserve being saddled with me bc realistically some days it seems like you summoned a demon somehow. ( I’m reminded of some popular tumblr comic from a few years ago about accidentally summoning a demon with your pad bc it’s got those weird ass designs in it. ) Granted, not a particularly, like…. Threatening or intimidating demon, but the point is I love and appreciate one salty fam.

@ofrhapsodes. You might not get very much here bc I can never be brief and or not disgustingly gooey sweet when it comes to will smith posing at the babe with the power, bc BOY HOWDY IS THERE A LOT OF LOVE HERE. But also like you already know this, judging by the rings and all so liiiike it’s all w/e. ( Wow, I’m really gonna end this with the wordy equivalent of ‘lol but that’s gay,’ huh? The answer is yes, yes I am, in case you were curious. )

@revasarialavellan. Bet you thought you’d skate right on by this didn’t you. Absolutely not bc I appreciate you a lot too. I can’t…. Exactly remember when precisely we became friends and all that ( literally all I remember was the Fallout fandom, Hancock, and Jo. Could’ve been like 10 years ago for as much as my brain remembers, except that I know it wasn’t bc Hancock’s blog isn’t that old. ) but hey you’ve been an official fam for awhile so you get a mention.

@disciplinebreached. So listen, I think you’re an incredibly sweet person and I hope the break I’m p sure you’re still on is doing you well bc you deserve some good ass mood. I always enjoy our plotting / conversations even if it doesn’t always come across bc the theme of my life is, as it turns out ‘hey, I’m going to do this thing, even though it legitimately looks / sounds like I’ve never seen / done this thing before in my entire existence!’ ( The real trick is going to be figuring out whether I was talking about Solas or myself with that ‘eldritch being’ thing. ;] )

@chantcftrials. Have I mentioned I stan your Cullen? No? Well okay so listen the thing is I have a bad memory and like. No emotions. But like tbfh, anyone who’s actively willing to teach me little bits of a language I don’t know is always gonna be stellar in my books – and that’s discounting all the rest of your good self.

@hcrald. I’m still very surprised I got to be friends with you for the simple fact of me stalking your Sephiroth blog way back in the days of my early rp career. On the other hand, though, I’m even more surprised that you positively(ish???) remembered my Vincent blog from then bc tbh I feel like I was a baby ass with equally baby-ish behaviour and I would’ve avoided the shit out of me. But like I fucking love talking to you even if I forget to reply a lot, or don’t always know what you’re talking about bc I know approximately no things.

( If I have forgotten a friend here, or like anyone in the list to come, please know it’s bc I am forgetful and my brain wanted me to die two seconds into starting this post. )

RANDOM EDITS 3 / ??

so i guess i won’t get into any major detail, its all mostly explained on the fund page, and it hurts me to even try to write it all out. but the basic gist of the situation is that my mom is dying of a terminal liver disease and is in the final days of her life. her disability is complete bullshit, they don’t give her nearly as much money as she deserves, they’re practically withholding it from her after jerking her around for almost two years now, she can barely afford her living situations and she’s practically drowning in medical bills. and on top of all that, she is stressing over her own funeral arrangements.  and that’s the worst part to me. she’s worrying over her own funeral because she doesn’t want her kids to worry about it or wind up in debt because she knows we don’t have a lot of money to our names. no one should have to stress about their own fucking funeral. that’s not fair.

i just….i really don’t have much more to say. im not very articulate with stuff like this. we just need help. funerals are so insanely and outrageously expensive and i personally only have like 300 bucks to my name. i wish i could provide a service or something for ya’ll, but like…i have literally nothing to offer. im really sorry. 

if you can donate, anything at all, doesn’t matter how small, that would be greatly appreciated. and if you can’t, that’s ok !  we’d still appreciate it if you could just pass this around or something.

thank you for taking the time for reading this. i love ya’ll.

                    The community has been growing MORE & MORE supportive overtime. Most roleplayers do not mind the length of time that it takes for you to reply to things, which is WONDERFUL!! But, there are still some people who actually do mind the length of time, so please REBLOG this if you are not bothered by the time it takes for your roleplay partner to reply to you, and would much rather prefer them to be COMFORTABLE and HAPPY.