hbj-creations

don't let yourself get caught out! know your draconic lore

my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.

Aries: You are at your most attractive when you feel most attractive. Beauty radiates from within like a sexy unstable isotope.

Taurus: To exist is to disappoint. Nothing is perfect. Even your expectations. Be gentle with yourself you wonderful fuckup.

Gemini: Danger may not be avoidable, but physical safety comes before everything else. 

Cancer: It is easier to switch emotion than it is to switch emotional intensity. Try transferring your crippling anxiety into unbridled lust.

Leo: Everyone needs something that sets them apart. You? You’ve got your large pile of jagged porcelain shards. 

Virgo: Sorrow shared is halved, and happiness shared is doubled, fear shared somehow involves a fourier transform.

Libra: You really are the perfect example of something that has qualities.

Scorpio: The charade is over, you’ve shown your hand. Its a lovely hand. 

Ophiuchus: Needless to say, you should steer clear of the large crows with swords. Where did they even get swords their size?

Sagittarius: You are mostly slime. There is only one thing you can do to change this.

Capricorn: An industrial accident over breakfast will teach you a valuable lesson, nothing better to warm the soul than a fresh cup of tar.

Aquarius: Tell people they are beautiful without warning. Do make sure they actually know who you are though dont just scream at strangers.