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esurientphantasm
âDonât tell me what I want.â You say petulantly. âHow much chaos are we actually talking about here, anyway?â You roll your eyes. âI read them. But fine, have it your way. Go for your extra long title that will wrap the bottle from top to base. See if I care.â
Once his hands are dry, you hand him the Hot Gravel nail polish and you hold out one of your hands for him to start with.
âI will tell you what you want, and you will like it,â you declare, seemingly unphased by his petulance. âYouâre the weird one then. But now I will, and we will see who has the last laugh.â
You take the polish, nose wrinkling again when you open it. You take the lid very carefully between your fingers, trying to mimic what youâd seen John do. Youâre more of a mass destruction kind of guy, so the whole super fine donât gloop and donât get it everywhere thing is a bit less than a piece of cake for you, but you would like to think that you are doing okay. Not great, but not quite so bad as colorful fingers.Â
esurientphantasm
âMaybe I want chaos!â You are a demon, after all. âTheyâre kinda shit. But itâs not just them. People are lazy and if thereâs not a snappy title, they might just give up on the color before even trying it.â
You smile warmly. âOkay, I can agree to that.â
âI donât think you want THIS much chaos.â And youâre an alien vampire with a penchant for causing trouble. Chaos is sort of expected out of both of you at this point, probably. âBut you can see the color. Who even really reads them anyway. Theyâll just grab the blue that it looks like someone threw just a tiny bit of puke green in and be done with it.â
You grin back smugly, âGood.â

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esurientphantasm
You snicker in answer. âIâd have to pull your other one if you ruin my workâ Not that it matters, but itâs the thought that counts. âIt tally wouldnât have fit. Not if you want to put the brand name on the bottle, too. And enough space so people know what color theyâre actually getting.âÂ
You bite your lip as you watch him trying not to laugh. He trusts you enough to look silly, so sometimes you have to show that you wonât laugh at him for looking silly. Sometimes. âYou donât have to get glitter, Karkat. Gosh. Iâm just more fabulous than you, thatâs all.â
âWouldnât you have to pull my one first before you can pull my other one? There must be an order to these things or there will be chaos.â It really doesnât matter. âI bet it would have. Your lack of faith in the printing industry is so disappointing.â
You open your mouth to protest, but it ends up going a slightly different route than you had originally intended. âYou are. But Iâm the fierce one, and donât you forget it.â
esurientphantasm
You give him a look. âYeah, okay. Pull the other one.â Karkat and polite just donât mix. You donât itâd even be the size of a housefly. You snicker softly. âThe name has to be able to fit on the bottle, though.â You motion to the small little bottle of nail polish. There is no way his name would have fit. You make quick work of his other hand, and then sigh in satisfaction when youâre done. âBeautiful!â You cap the bottle, so at least the smell will have time to dissipate some before his claws dry and he gets started on you. âI think Iâll go with hot gravel.â You smile impishly. You really did get it on purpose.
You blink at him, momentarily baffled by the incomplete idiom before it dawns on you what he meant. âMaybe later, when theyâre dry. I wouldnât want to ruin all your hard work after all. And that name would have fit on the bottle just fine.â You pick both hands up and wave them around as if that will help them dry faster. This is a testament to how comfortable you are with John, because you donât know if they will, but you do know it looks completely silly.Â
âYou know youâre making me think I should get something glitter,â you comment in response to his choice. âI hate glitter.â
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esurientphantasm
âYouâre just mad you didnât think of it first. I am shameless.â You arenât, but in this case, you might as well be. You snort softly. âThatâs a mouthful. We can just call it stubborn troll blue.â You lean down to kiss the back of his hand to show your appreciation. Once youâre done with the first hand, you set it primly back down on his lap and start on the second hand.
âWhat makes you think I havenât thought of it plenty, but am just too polite to use it?â Because the care you have for manners is about the same size as a housefly. âAre you kidding? Thatâs not even as long as it could have been. I pared it down for your benefit.â Humans and their terribly tiny titles. You move the hand to your knee where you leave it draped in the natural half curl of that body part. Itâll keep you from picking or smudging the polish until itâs dry. You have to at least successfully have it on that long.
esurientphantasm
You very delicately lift up his third finger, his middle finger to flip him off with his own finger. But youâre smiling, shoulders shaking with barely contained laughter. âI can live with colorful fingers.â You keep going, and the thin layer of blue over the natural color of his claws does actually look pretty interesting. âThey should make this itâs own color.â
âUsing my own hand against me like that. You should be ashamed. A-SHAMED.â How completely and utterly terrible. And also pretty funny, you must admit. You snort. âSure. They can call it stubborn troll hates his nose but loves his moirail too much to tell him no.â Â

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esurientphantasm
âBut maybe I do, bulge for brains.â Is that a troll insult? Whatever, youâre making it a troll insult. While simultaneously making sure that the insult is full of affection. You hum thoughtfully as you move on to his third finger. âYou can do mine if you want. But if you donât want, Iâm fine doing my own nails.â
It can definitely be a troll insult. You know he doesnât mean it, just like you didnât mean to imply there was anything wrong with John needing it, despite how your last statement sounded. You consider the options briefly. âIâll try doing yours. If I fuck that up, then youâll just have very colorful fingers too.â
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You sigh, and itâs very put upon and overly dramatic. âI  mean, I guess⌠itâs just for the self therapy and not to look on point. One coat is fine!â But youâre very meticulous to make sure you get each claw perfectly, so this will take a bit, anyway.
âI donât need self or therapy, so one coat is more than fine.â You pause after saying that, face expressing how that didnât really sound right to you, but you just go with it.Itâs not like youâre going to stop John from doing what you want. Itâs just going to smell awful until heâs done. âAre you going to do yours when youâre done? Or am I supposed to?â
esurientphantasm
You got it because you like it. But it does remind you a bit of your moirail. The shimmer is because there is no glowing nail polish. Sad, but true.
You fold your own legs up and wedge the little bottle between your legs to hold it in place. You uncap it, crinkling your nose against the smell, and then you pick  up one of Karkatâs hands and start on his pinky. âHmm⌠This is definitely going to need more than one coatâŚ.â Meaning, this was going to take a while.
There is glow in the dark nail polish, but shimmer will do for all the time shine. So terrible.
You almost mimic the nose wrinkle, because this stuff smells vile. How do people put up with this regularly, you wonder. âSo we canât just get out of it without it looking good, can we?â As in, you didnât really want to have to put up with the smell for longer than you had to.
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Huh.
I think Iâve seen some around then.
Also. Blood color?Â
PROBABLY. WEâRE LIKE A PLAGUE. I MEAN, SO ARE HUMANS, SO I THINK THAT EVENS EVERYTHING OUT.
HUMANS ONLY HAVE THE ONE BLOOD COLOR. WE DONâT. WE HAVE A SPECTRUM. THATâS WHERE THE TERM RAINBOW DRINKER DERIVES FROM.Â

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NOT COMPLETELY DISSIMILAR FROM HUMANS. ALTHOUGH I HAVE NOTICED THAT SIZE CAN VARY WIDELY BETWEEN UNIVERSES. NEARLY ALL TROLLS HAVE GREY SKIN, SOMEONE LIKE ME BEING THE EXCEPTION. OUR IRISES ARE GREY UNTIL WE COME OF AGE AND THEN THEY FILL IN WITH OUR BLOOD COLOR. OUR SCLERA, HORNS AND CLAWS ARE IN THE ORANGE YELLOW RANGE. EVERYONE HAS BLACK HAIR WITH THE RARE EXCEPTION OF PEOPLE WHO NATURALLY HAVE STREAKS OF THEIR BLOOD COLOR FOR PARTS OF IT. THE HORNS HAVE A HUGE ARRAY OF SHAPES THAT OCCUR. MOST ARE WAY BETTER THAN MINE. I HAVE LAME ASS NUB HORNS.
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âThere are no parks out in space. Probably. Iâve  never been.â Not really, anyway.
You watch him, thinking for sure he was going to pick hot gravel. But then he surprises you. But not by much. You take the blue nail polish and lean in to peck him on the lips. âGood choice.â The color is pretty close to your eye color. A shade lighter, maybe. âNow shift your body so youâre facing me.â You sit on the couch again, your body angled to face him.
You were more curious as to whether he just had it because he likes it, or if it means anything else. Youâre not going to bother asking, because youâre probably reading too much into it. You return the kiss. âI know.â Close enough. You do as instructed, pulling your feet up onto the cushions so youâre cross legged and rest your hands on your legs.