heartbreaker

Maybe from other people, but not from you. There’s a difference.

I'm not anything special though, ha. 

Don’t be mad, babe. I was a good boyfriend though, I was nice and caring and all that shit you girls love so much about a boy.

Yeah, ha. And then you cheated and pretty much made me question everything. 

Sorry, wait, I completely forgot everything else you said. You think I’m cute?

Don't act so surprised, Parker. It's not like you don't get it all the time. 

Grow a pair? Don’t we both know I have one already? I’d rather be truthful and not apologize because I honestly wouldn’t mean it. I’m not even sorry for making out with that chick. All I regret is the spot I chose for it, I should’ve been more discreet.

Fuck you, Ryan. I honestly can't believe I ever dated you, ha. My mistake. 

I am so exhausted, I fell asleep watching Shrek, I was trying to keep myself up all day to watch all four movies but I guess that didn’t work out.. I really need to stop sleeping so much.

Drink lots of caffeine, duh. 

Emphasis on sappy.  I get that it was romantic, but I swear to God it gets so annoying after a while.  

It is three hours long. 

Nah, never crossed my mind. At least, I didn’t go all the way with her, you should be grateful for that.

Oh, yeah, Ryan. I'm so thankful you didn't go all the way with her. Especially since you had a girlfriend at the time. You're an ass. Maybe you should just grow a pair and apologize.

Right? And I’m not too sure, but I smelled fantastic, so what does that say? And a perfect view of Mrs. Cassie? No thank you. Besides no one ever really sits in my seat. An unspoken perk of popularity maybe?

Yeah, I don’t cry during movies.  If it’s not happening to me in real life, I don’t see a point in crying.  N-Not that I ever cry.  I’m a man!

I feel you, but it's one of those sappy romantic movies, so I think the point was to make it as cliche as possible. But, c'mon. There's nothing wrong with crying, it just means you're human.

Nah I don’t look like him, at all. Oh yeah, says the girl who fucked up my house for a stupid ass reason.

Ha, whatever you say. Well, maybe that wouldn't have happened if you didn't cheat. Ever think about it that way? 

Did anyone ever notice how cliche Titanic is?  

True, but despite how cliche is. I still cry like a little bitch every time. 

I get up early and practically sleepwalk over to the park where my parents think I’m spending my time running, but I’m just sleeping until I can’t shut my eyes anymore. Although, well, last time I woke up next to a homeless so.. not fully recommended. And definitely, it’s why all the back row seat have my name on them.

You woke up to a homeless? Oh my God, that's classic. Did you wake up cuddling them, too? Just be happy no one's stolen your spot, or your ass would be stuck right upfront. And you'd have a perfect view of Mrs. Cassie. 

And so she needed a picture of me? You girls are freaks.

Or maybe she thought you were Justin Bieber. It makes sense. Oh, shut up. We're not even that bad. 

So this girl just asked me to take a picture with her then left like she just asked me the time…I’ve no idea what happened here.

She probably thought you were hot? I dunno. 

I more than feel you, I face that same problem every single week day. Lucky for us there’s weekends though, so I’m sure you’ll find your sleep.

I pretty much sleep all the time during weekends, I'm always getting yelled at for sleeping past noon. Whoops? Oh Mrs. Cassie is blind, ha. Guess sitting in the back of the classroom has it's perks, yeah? 

Oh man, greatest problem ever. Why don’t you just sleep in though?

Really, though, ha. Oh, I do. When I can at least. But school makes that nearly impossible, you feel me?