Weird Espresso

Lucifer: -opens door and freezes-

Adam: -luxuriating in a bath- If you wanted to see me naked, you only had to ask.

Lucifer: -turns and walks away-

Adam: -scoffs- Always playing hard to get.

Alastor: -magically appears wearing an apron- The water appears cold. Perhaps we should heat it up?

Adam: -smirks- What do you have in mind?

-Moments Later-

Lucifer: -barging into the bathroom- Get out of my--Oh, great! Now the bellhop is here too!

-a fire burns under the tub. Adam sinks into the boiling water a sighs blissfully-

What game would you erase from your memory just to experience it for the first time again?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Adam/Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar/Vox, Adam/Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Adam/Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Adam/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Adam-centric (Hazbin Hotel), Adam Couriers Souls, Open Relationships, Mentioned Lilith Magne | Morningstar/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar - Freeform, One-Sided Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Horny Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Horny Adam (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer Magne | Morningstar is a Mess, Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), guitarduckmedialunarfestival Summary:

Lunar Festival Days 2-4 Prompts: Dancing, Hand Holding, and Lantern

If Adam had known millennia ago that when he’d refused to eat the fruit of knowledge his “reward” would be to shepherd human souls to their ultimate resting places for eternity, he would have eaten the damn fruit.

Apparently he had been “so good” and set such a great example for the rest of humanity that he was the perfect candidate for delivering souls. 

It was fucking bullshit.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Adam/Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar/Vox, Adam/Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Adam/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Characters: Adam (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Vox (Hazbin Hotel) Additional Tags: Adam-Centric, Jealous Adam, One-Sided Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Vox is Down Bad (Hazbin Hotel), Polyamory, Established Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Established Adam/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Established Adam/Vox, guitarduckmedialunarfestival, Open Relationships Summary:

Lunar Festival Day 1 Prompt: Fireworks

After fuck knows how long, Alastor finally stopped edging Vox and agreed to a date with him.

The whole thing has got Vox practically jizzing in his pants, which fuck, Adam would be orgasming too if the person he’s had a hard-on for decades finally gave him the time of day.

But like, did Vox have to make it so fucking obvious how fucking excited he was to get one little date with Alastor?