Under Pressure

Hi. Im the baby carrot thats withering away on the bottom shelf of your fridge. I could have been a treats for a little rabbit creature. And now? Mold is only thing that eats me. Do you love being selfish

the grief is an erogenous zone

btw dating sucks as a concept.

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber