JUNE 15, 2015

this is real oh my god

hey babe I made you this mixtape for valentine’s day. I don’t know many love songs so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row

You ever dream something so fucked up that you actually feel a little concerned like excuse me brain what the fuck did you just create

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

😍

Everyone but Panarin

brittneybrightside

y’all think this is cute and fun looking but as a bamf that drove 3,000+ miles across the country I can tell you that its not. When you get on I90 and your  GPS tells you to go straight for the next 450miles and you realize you could watch the entire Braveheart movie twice before you see anything other than cow pastures or corn fields you beg for death. I saw so much weird ass shit from towns with horses that wander like stray dogs and places where people say weird shit like “Sure dont!”. America is fucking bizzaro and a trip like this is only for the most Mad Max-iest of mother fuckers.