theyve balded THIS bird

i understand stoners of the 60s and 70s deeply because if i didnt have computer and internet and all i had to entertain myself was prog rock and pulpy sci fi fantasy novels i would be smoking hella and imagining kingdoms of gnomes and alien prophesies all day too and lord knows i would have been impressed by air brush paintings

Fuckin think youre too good for airbrush paintings, prog rock, pulp scifi, shwag weed, gnomes, aliens, wizards, dragons, warlocks, albums with interludes, weed with the seeds, dark dungeons, towers, elves, sexy elves, distastefully sexy elves, twelve minute long songs, books that smell like basement, basements that smell like books, and van art?

i wanna put spamton next to a giant magnet and see what happens. i think it will make him worse.

*kneads spamton like bread and brushes olive oil and sprinkles rosemary on him and places him in the oven*

[Tweet by Gillian Branstetter reads “If enforcing gender norms requires a constant state of surveillance and censorship then they probably aren’t as biological or innate as you think they are]

it's insane that there's a company called "rubbermaid" and it just sells, like. tupperware. and bins. and not weird sex paraphernalia

starting a brewery in Germany and calling it "SexBot." starting a cable installation company and calling it Cat Girls.

after I'm sick of Germany maybe I could move to northwestern France and start a construction company called Brest Expansion

Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

does a single vivziepop character leave the onceler BMI bracket or are they all build like garden shed tools

this is the funniest fuckin post on this website