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my mom finished reading TSH last night and today she called me and said "now what" girl same idk

update: she texted me at 4am saying that she started it again. mom you're so me

OH MY GOSHHH

richard: ah, yes, gay people. see, i am myself not gay. i have no inclanation at all towards men like that. i do not have an issue with gay people, would be quite hypocritical of me if i did but i am not at all gay. not in the slightest bit. in fact, i am very attracted to women. i am utterly and irrevocably in love with camilla who i do not know anything about other than the fact that she has beautiful masculine legs and a masculine haircut and wears her quite charming brother, charles's clothes. charles is rather handsome too. i have once or twice fantasized about camilla and charles but that is normal and it is of course only happened because i am attracted and in love with camilla. and while yes, i have kissed a man before but it only happened because he kissed me and i kissed back on reflex. i did not want to kiss back as i am not attracted to francis, though he is a very attractive gay man. of course, i know he's gay, i've always known. it is easy to tell, since i am acquainted with homosexuality, though not too closely as i am not gay. i have only kissed francis because i am used to women kissing me first and those times, i would kiss back so i merely had the same reaction. it was the first time a man kissed me after all, and i was quite caught off guard. besides, it was quite a stressful time in my life so even if that kiss lasted longer than it reasonably should have, that only happened because i was glad to use any distraction i could get. there were no feelings involved as i am not gay and i do not have feelings of those sorts for francis. if i was gay, which i am not, i would most likely be in love with henry, truthfully. i admire henry greatly. he is a handsome and great man who i feel very fondly for though of course, i am not in love with him because i am not gay. the one i am in love with is camilla, evem if i am fond of all the members of the greek class. except bunny who is ugly and annoying and i'm glad he's dead. anyway, i am not gay

something about the name 'camilla' being derived from the latin 'camillus' meaning a youth who attends to rituals and 'incest' being derived from the latin 'incestus' meaning ritually unclean