train wreck

One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip

Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

someone probably getting their titties sucked rn and i’m here just…chillin

you ever meet someone and just know…..u just know…they a lizard

all i want in life is a cool photographer friend who just takes rlly cool pics of me !!!! but usually im the one being that friend for other ppl sigh

my goal in life is to be my own sugar daddy

me, talking about some twins: and they were wombmates

oh my god they were wombmates