Totally Accurate Haven Dialogue

I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuck off.

My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'.

Nathan: How many times a week do people tell you you suck?

False alarm. Still invincible.

Nathan: Duke, help me find our guy. He's supposed to be older, kind of stocky, wears a red sash crossways.

I've been hard at work pacing about in front of a row of conical flasks, beakers, and Y-tubes, furiously writing Greek letters and Arabic numbers and I think, later today, I will make an enormous breaktrough.

Audrey: So you would rather die than admit you like Duke?

Audrey: Accidents don't just happen by accident.

I dislike smiling. It contorts the face.

Audrey: Hey, what are you doing tonight?

Dwight: Are you nuts?

Duke: I hate how you're always right.

Audrey: Nathan, do you have to look at everything in such a negative light?

Duke: Okay, stay calm...stay calm...

Nathan: Bad mood? I'm sorry, have I not been bursting into song enough for you lately? Would you like me to click my heels and skip like a school child?

Arla: I thought you were dead.

Clearly, you’ve confused me for someone who has their shit together. And honestly I have no idea how you did that.