Have deer teeth and a SOUL

Sir a croissant escaped

Ayy, that cat is advertising!

I found it

This has to be like an ancient relic or something

Outstanding

this is like one of those scenes in anime where they put a drop of magic in the water and it gets purified, except the magic is people being people

Steve Harvey, walking forward: [audience cheering and clapping] YES!!! KILL!!!!!! [board changes, with a ding, to reveal the word “KILL”]

One of the stranger things about training brand new nurses is explaining how to min max small talk. It feels very weird to coach people on how to chat.

if I make and post an insanely detailed powerpoint on the twenty different equations I run mentally during casual conversation to make it flow better, everyone has to say that it's sexy and cool and not weird at all

I love when fanfic authors are freakishly unhinged. "Yes, hello, I am here to write a heart wrenching story about relationships and mortality. My medium is Ducktales (2017)"

This was what went through my mind as I read a DHMIS fanfic lol