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I knew I’d love this class from the first lecture.

#college #professor #ride that bird little man #hummingbird #jockey #best class ever

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My MP3 player is 10 years old and it’s still rocking out with 1 GB and 1 AAA battery.

#ancient technology #mp3player #muvo did good

Bad pizza

My roommate brought home a frozen pizza for us. It had cheeseburger toppings, with pickles. I hate pickles. Pickle pizza is preposterous.

#pickle pizza #don't do it #bad pizza #don't do that shit #cheeseburger pizza

Vash the Stampede from Trigun

Colored pencil and ink

#vash the stampede #trigun #anime #drawing

I forgot my pants, I forgot my car, and I forgot my car's pants are not excuses for being late to work. Now get back to work.

94.1 The Edge

#94.1 #the edge #radioshow #radio station #i forgot my pants

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So my sister just declared she was starting a new diet consisting of only grapefruit, grapefruit juice, and tacos. Sounds solid to me.

#dieting done right #tacosarelife #nutritional experts

So there’s this one class I just can’t stay awake for, no matter how hard I try. This is how I feel after class:

“They say I fell asleep so fast in Mrs. Miszcliuski’s class that my neck gave way completely. My head hit the desktop hard and either I stayed asleep or I was knocked so unconscious that I stayed asleep.” ~ Fire, Barbed Wire & Tacks by Jeff Hollobaugh

#relatable #college life #book quotes #fight to stay awake

“…A young man of eighteen is not in general so earnestly bent on being busy as to resist the solicitations of his friends to do nothing. I was therefore entered at Oxford and have been properly idle ever since.” Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen

Translation: eighteen year olds are lazy and go to college to have fun and party

#classic literature #jane austen #sense and sensibility #college life

So I was up north for the weekend where it is very rural and still very much winter. While I was driving home, I passed a cemetery where a lone man was digging a grave with a shovel during a wet snowfall.

Life in some parts of this country is very different from what I expect.

#digging the grave #in a snowstorm #with a shovel #alone

Jyou (Joe) and Gomamon

#jyou kido #joe kido #gomamon #digimon #anime

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If the light is off, then it isn't on

“So Yesterday” by Hilary Duff

#hilary duff #lyrics #so deep #very elegant #light switch

Mopeds

My co-worker’s moped was recently stolen. The police said it was probably hot-wired because that brand is known to be easily hot-wired. I’m not sure if I’m more surprised that people can hit-wire mopeds or the fact that there are statistics about mopeds being hot-wired

#mopeds #drive it like you stole it #hot wire #for the win

The President’s Eagle

My friend who is a veterinarian and does missionary work in Haiti told me the following story.

A group of Haitians caught an eagle (which they use as a food source) and they noticed a tracking band on the leg which read “Washington”. The captors came to the conclusion that the bald eagle must be the personal pet of the US president, thus they made a ransom demand to the US Embassy in Port-au-Prince. The embassy decided to save the eagle (which in truth was an osprey) and paid the ransom; however, the osprey later died due to poor treatment while in captivity.

This story summarizes American foreign policy.

#president's #pet eagle #hostage situation #haiti #us foreign policy

The average young-person-without-money freezer.

#college #life #hot pockets #vodka #icecream

Loke from Fairy Tail

#loke #fairy tail #anime #manga #zodiac #celestial #spirit

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Friend: How did you fail Anatomy?

Me: I found The Vampire Dairies on Netflix right before finals weeks.

Denny’s

I’ve only been to a Denny’s restaurant 3 times:

The planned restaurant had a long wait, Denny’s was the closest

On Christmas Day and nothing else was open

The car got a flat tire and I pulled in the parking lot

You never plan to go to Denny’s... You just end up there.

#dennys #cheap food #you never wanted #you just end up there

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