check this shit out, it's called the Asia Pivot [I jump on a skateboard and snap my neck]

Mewgenics is my favorite game until Arthur casts split the atom on turn one.

basically, to my understanding, history goes on for a super long time. maybe too long even

(humming while baking) 🎶 1 million tiny lives disappear into the black stretch 🎶

just heard the Penny got 9/10'd

waht is garbage day in observance of

sorry cosmic horror isn't scary to me. y do i care if i get killed by a world eater. i could easily get killed by anything

people always want to write about a monster that GETS you but nobody ever wants to write about one that /gets/ you

ive never seen a wired dongle

tsujigiri is a beautiful name for a girl

the working class does not include self checkout attendants

1 in 4 americans can't locate flavor town on a map

i feel like nobody spontaneously combusts anymore