Shit My Writing Partner Says

they are terrible

only talk to me!

that was a princess bride

reference

inside

a buffy refnerece

 me:  i'm pretty incredible and you are lucky to know me

 Yin:  HA

i caught both

you are lucky to know ME

to understand your lines

 me:  fine

its a joy and a miracle

that we know each other

SPACE

 Yin:  magic

you already said magic

 me:  yes

space magic.

we can do this

in fact Yin

you and i were born to discuss space magic guns

on a sunny tuesday afternoon

 Yin:  its true

Yin:  i feel is wrong?

 Me: yeah

hahhahaha

goddamn you yin

youf ind all the shit iknow is wrong

 Yin:  its not hte plotinic ideal

 me:  and tell me its wrong.

 Yin:  here to help

 me:  COLLABORTION

we are at the point in our friendship

where i can say metaphorical crickets

and you are just like

sure

thats a normal thing

  Yin

3:56 PM

eh?

me

3:57 PM

here's an idea

i'm gonna write it in

or something?

Yin

3:58 PM

oh

nice

i like that

well done

me

3:58 PM

obvi make it your own thing, clean it up

but yeah

also this POV, right?

it could e someone else

Yin

3:58 PM

no, dude, way to yang this

its not really any pov, its sort of third person general

me

3:58 PM

YANGING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

Yin

3:58 PM

you did

that was awesome

took what i wanted

and made it like, a level better

well done

me

3:59 PM

yeah!

god we are jusrt

the dream

also this will probably have to go on the tumblr, duh

Yin

3:59 PM

 Yin:  i dunno

 Yang:  ok

 Yin:  there are just

questions

 Yin:  yang, why do i write with people

 Yin:  who are not you

 Yang:  I DONT KNOW

i wonder this constanatnly

look

yin and i

as a brain unit

are super irritating to work with?

 yin:  that my new life motto

"[Yang] and I, as a brain unit, are super irritating to work with"

here in your thing

 Yang:  um

thats probably a valid thing

to do

 Yin:  unless camera has frozen

 Yang:  no

 Yin:  i am just starting to read it aain

 Yang:  camera has not frozen

thank you

a treatise

on why we like to write w a third person

by yin and yang

 Yin:  HELLO

are we writing a thing

about why we love 3rd person?

 yang:  we are!

 Yin:  because its true

 yang:  we're writing it right now

 Yin:  we do

 yang:  in overlapping speech, just to make it extra annoying

 Yin:  sounds about right

 yang:  see, writing w yin

is like writing with my own brain, outside of my head

 Yin:  (thats me, HI)

 yang:  like, she sees what i see

 3rd person:  this is like Dr. Seuss

 yang:  i toss her something, she catches it, and does the next step

 3rd person:  I am enjoying it

 Yin:  yes

 yang:  when we edit, its to make things more what we know they are already supposed to be

 Yin:  and yang understands when i am trying to say

and turns it into english

and makes all the punctuation make sense

 yang:  right

this is enjoyable!

we like to do that, yin and i

but its also

yknow

fairly safe?

so when you add someone else

a different brain

new and different things happen!

 Yin:  who thinks other things!

right, new input!

it makes a story more interesting

 yang:  you think of things we would never have thought of

its like

new triggers

new ideas

its so exciting!

even if sometimes

it is less smooth

 Yin:  new ways to break people!

cuz what we needed

was a blog

about how we're the best?

 WP:  yes

tracing the path of the fuel as it went over the engine, (HALP WP SCIENCE ENGINES? 

over the engine? 

WP

just like 

i want his brain to be thinking about how the car is working 

Me

do you know nothing about internal combustion? 

WP

but since i do not know 

literally nothing 

NOTHING AT ALL 

Me

ok 

spelling help 

when you make something sound like more then it is 

when you tell a tale 

saying like "there were a million people there" 

its 

exaderation? 

Me:

pj 

oh 

oh muffin 

oh this is wonderful