It's kinda a funny story...

Do you ever wonder how much you exist in other people’s lives? I’m always curious if people think of me when a certain song comes on, or when they pass through a certain town. I wonder how many stories I’ve been a part of that I may have forgotten. I wonder if I still I exist in the minds of people that I don’t speak to anymore. I wonder how many times a day I pass through someone’s head.

*wants body to look a certain way* *eats 3 cookies, mac n cheese, kitchen sink, and small neighbor child*

the epilogue for the last harry potter book should have just been thirty-year old harry forwarding dozens of cat videos a day to mcgonagall with the caption “is this u” on all of them

Dat booty dough

Me with everything I make fun of

Me

This represents me.