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I’m covered with “Librarians from Everywhere” but as a former museums professional “Tourists who think we’re the British Museum” really speaks to me on a personal level.

I feel like I have met all of these people being welcomed....

how to tell a god to fuck themselves without them smiting you

reblog with your godly experience i once told zeus to fuck off and lightning struck the field next to us i have two witnesses and i convinced my christian mother greek gods are real

also im convinced @the-ghosty-king is a son of zeus every time hes sad it storms out

My little sister asked me why birds sing so early in the morning and i told her it was because Apollo plays music when he pulls the sun into the sky and the birds are singing along. the day after I told her that, she asks if we can sing a song as we walk to school every morning. Of course I say yes and now we do (she usually picks the song so usually it’s like stronger than you from steven universe or the miraculous ladybug theme song). When i asked her why she said “cus i want to sing with the sun man too” so like… I hope Apollo enjoys my 6yo sister and I serenading him every week day???

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@verypatientmanatee

I walking by an old church with really intricate artwork woven through the windows and I started talking mad shit about the painted Jesus and just as I finished insulting him walking downhill past the churcg, I slipped on some black ice and plummeted.

If Hearthstone is anything to go by, just use ASL because none of them have effing bothered to ever learn sign language

I once said I wanna be pretty like Aphrodite and a woman who was so beautiful comes up to me and says ‘Sweetie don’t doubt you’re inner beauty’ and walked away….I think I was aproched by a goddess!

Does this prove the gods are real yet? Look at the notes. Deadass I am covinced. The gods must be hype their Fans are Back

I made a joke about Zeus once and the electricity in my room surged and broke my disco ball lmfao

I forgot to give an offering I had promised to Zeus and there was a loud clap of thunder at the exact moment as I remembered,, when it wasn’t thundering before

dream vacation: unburned library of alexandria

#goals

wish i were alive in 2000 BCE so i could have devoted my life to the moon goddess and die at the old age of 28

i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

Try having dingo pups on the farm out the back of your house and wanting to go play with them.