I’m cool as hell but deep down I’ll really slap the shit outta someone

Life is too much all the time

Avoiding things is my signature move

“you can’t spend your entire life avoiding it” you are greatly underestimating my determination to not confront things

Hanging out with my friends??? The same thing that killed Jesus???

CEO of disappearing and ignoring people when I'm not in the mood

Sex this, sex that. Shut up.

We’re getting older, start taking better care of your health.

A lot of shit broke my heart but fixed my vision.

hey I'm sorry I stopped in the middle of that sentence my brain decided to flush its cache and I totally forgot what this conversation was

bro it sounds like maybe you need a reminder of the glorious interconnectedness of all things?

no more about page if you want to know things about me make them up in your head

You’re in her DM's. I'm going to bed early because I gave up on love. We are not the same.

you just can't teach a person what's not in them

You had a version of me no one else ever got & you wasted it.