that the people who care about you aren’t, in fact, incrementally & constantly adjusting their opinion of you based on how stupid or cool your last interaction with them was….is something i actively try believing in every single day & when it works it brings my heart great peace

i envy people who carry habits and mannerisms i hate. must be nice to lack moral compass.

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

yeah and it kicks ass

If not me, then who? If not now, then when? If not committing to the betterment of myself and making the life I want out of this existence, then what?

im a bar of soap and God is an instagram girl with acrylic nails and a box cutter

rich people are unironically like “poor people can save money easily bc a box of oatmeal and a box of a crackers is only $3 and that can last you a week” like they genuinely want poor people to live like peasants

Have u ever had sex with a pharoah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs