crabappleclaw for the wiley lovers
Claire Keane

@theartofmadeline
DEAR READER
RMH
Xuebing Du
Jules of Nature
Today's Document
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Janaina Medeiros
hello vonnie
ojovivo
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
almost home

Product Placement
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Kiana Khansmith
i don't do bad sauce passes
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crabappleclaw for the wiley lovers

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Thinking about implied Max & Steph friendship, her initially not knowing why Pete would run from him, Max feeling betrayed by Steph, trusting her invite to a party, the way he protects her when he believes there's a ghost. I think they are actually really close and talk about their daddy issues together. Agh need more Max & Steph friendship truthers and fanfics!!!
oh hey this one was in my drafts, posting cause i have nothing else yayy
ithink i made this one purely because i needed to draw grace. specifically her hair. and also more ruth because i looove her and need to understand how 2 draw her
WILL AGREES THAT MAX ISNT ACTUALLY THAT JACKED AND ITS JUST GRACE'S FANTASY THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
idk I just think it would be cool if Richie and Trevor were actually siblings because imagine being Trevor and having a brother who looks miserable most of the time. His time at home is spent in his room playing video games, watching anime, or reading manga. Sometimes he comes home with bruises that he doesn’t look too eager to explain.
then one night, he comes home super late, fidgety and nervous. He quickly goes to the bathroom and takes what you believe is the longest shower of his life, but you can still see some red under his nails. He never explains what happened, but you know it was something
then things change. He’s happier at school and at home. He seems to be making some new friends, or at least people look at him better. The bruises stop showing up when he comes home from school, and for once he’s eager to talk about his day.
but something is off. He still seems nervous every time there is a dark space or a creaky floorboard. Sometimes you can hear him tossing and turning at night but never get the chance to ask. He now takes detours to avoid that old house that he never really seemed to be that scared of before, at least not to the point of avoidance
and one night, the night of the big game, he doesn’t come back home. You assume that it’s because of some after party, but he doesn’t come back that weekend either. No responding to texts, calls, or even discord messages. Nothing. He usually stays home all the time, so this isn’t like him.
then the news comes, he was found dead in the school bathroom. You hear from whispers around the town that it was gruesome, making some police sick to their stomachs, but a closed casket prevents you from seeing the body.
you never know what happened the night he came home late, nor the nights he spent tossing and turning. You don’t know what changed in those weeks after that late night, nor do you know why everyone, even the two people who seemed to be his original friends, don’t look like they’re even passing a second glance at his death.
but it’s ok!!!! You have a play to perform in!!! Go recite your monologue, knowing you won’t see him in the audience recording you on opening night to playfully point out your mistakes later! Make sure not to forget your lines, that stagehand won’t be there to correct you forever.
breath in. breath out. violence is not the answer. you do not want to kill anyone. this is fine. THIS IS FINE. YOU DEFINITELY DIDN'T CRUSH MY ENTIRE HEART WITHTHIS. ASKJFDA KSFD A;LDSFKJ.

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in honor of the tgwdlm reprise proshot coming out someday i want to appreciate ted's "people who are alive and people who are fucking dead" monologue real quick because yes there's a layer of tragedy there in that he knows that pete is probably long gone and he probably feels really guilty about not even having the chance to do anything about it. that's probably what's going to be running nonstop in reprise ted's brain when he's drinking it all away and taking out his guilt on bill and being overall a cynical bastard and ughhh he has so many problems and he's so unhealthy about it and i love him for it
but i'd like to acknowledge really quickly that this layer of tragedy is also present in ted's monologue from the original show, even before we had the added context of peter spankoffski. whenever i see new people reacting to tgwdlm, i always see people in the comments pointing out ted having to deal with losing a brother, and sure, retroactively that's true, but i never see people talking about the person that was most likely going through ted's mind in tgwdlm 2018 during that monologue: charlotte. charlotte who he knew was struggling with her conscience. charlotte who he abandoned in her hour of need, only for the next time he saw her to be with her guts hanging out of her stomach, singing in harmony with a husband that didnt love her, taking pleasure out of torturing him.
he was the one that protected her from sam last time. maybe he could have saved her. maybe he could have been a hero for once in his life. how much of a difference would it have made to have been there with her? to have told her that he cared? at least to have let her know that she wasn't alone? instead, he fucked off and left her vulnerable and told her he'd rather hit on a woman that he didn't care even a little bit about than be around her. he'd wanted to hurt her. well, it worked. she was hurt. she was killed in the cruelest possible way. she was robbed of her own free will. and then she was shot, and now he'll never see her again (he'll never get to tell her that she wasn't alone, that she was good in ways he will never be, he'll never get to make things right-) and suddenly ted's entire world has changed. and there are no creeps. there are no heroes. there are only people who are alive, and people who are fucking dead. and charlotte sweetly? she's fucking dead.
awe yah babey it’s selfshipping time
HatchClan Hidgens!!!!!!
HATCHCLAN PROFESSOR HIDGENS
Have some whumpy Ted art.
So... The remount turned me into an unironic Ted Stan...
TGWDLM:R Spoilers under the cut!

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making edits of wiki sprites for hatchclan cats and…
look at hawkpaw!!!! he’s just a little boy!!!!! i forgive him for murdering four people actually!!!
fully convinced that people who defang characters to make them nice and conformist and without flaws don't actually like said characters. it's not about misunderstanding the characters. they don't even like them.
in some other timeline max is that one dudebro jock in the drama department who’s just doing the musical for credits but he’s actually really good for some reason and he gets the lead
Duke is just the man of all time. He's in love with a witch, he's constantly scared and confused by magic, he's a social worker, his dad was killed by an evil sorcerer in 2005, he doesn't condone violence, he one time punched a guy in the face in order to throw said guy's phone on the ground, he's from Northern Michigan, he has a southern accent for some reason, he has a cat he named after his crush, he had a bad time in the middle of Lake Michigan, he's watching the fireworks
I absolutely adore the idea of Wiggly having a speech impediment. I love the idea of this incomprehensible eldritch ancient evil cephalopod creature-thing not being able to pronounce his "r"s correctly for the life of him. I love the idea of it initially frustrating him and pissing him off, but eventually he just gives up and fucking owns it, leaning further into it with the whole baby voice thing he does. I love the idea of him making his siblings take on silly nicknames entirely because he couldn't pronounce "Karaxis" correctly and he just decided "Fuck it! I'm calling him Tinky" and then he gave nicknames to the others so they wouldn't think it was because he couldn't say it (they all know, they're not stupid). I love Wiggly with a speech impediment.

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working on a la dee dah dah day animatic for HatchClan btw 👀…
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