“And to think there was a time where I actually thought you were cool.”
“Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling”
“Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?”
“Doesn’t it bother you that everyone in the school thinks you’re a pirahna?”
“Don’t you start getting cocky on me now, girl.”
“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”
“I just want my high school to be a nice place”
“I love my dead gay son!”
“If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn’t be a human being, you’d be a game show host.”
“Listen, my Bonnie and Clyde days are over.”
“My teen angst bullshit has a body count”
“No, my life’s not perfect, I don’t really like my friends.”
“Now let’s take a look of some of the homosexual artifacts I dug up.”
“Now that you’re dead, what are you gonna do with your life?”
“Our love is god, let’s go get a slushie.”
“People think, just because you’re beautiful and popular life is easy and fun.”
“So we killed them, didn’t we?”
“Sorry, I’m just feeling a little superior tonight.”
“When I get that feeling, I need sexual healing.”
“Why can’t you just be a friend? Why are you such a MegaBitch?”
“Yeah I didn’t expect to be calling you either, I guess my emotions took over.”
“You blow it tonight, girl, and it’s keggers with kids all next year.”
“You were nothing before you met me.”
“Your true feelings were too gross and icky for you to face.”
“You’re just so hot tonight. I can’t control myself.”
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