Nobody Ever Listens To Me

But also:

The Void

Soot Sprite

And my personal favorite, the name of Norman Reedus' son's cat

@beardedmrbean

The part about Dolly, is 100% true

Mainly I'm wondering about the twitter account, it's puts out some just wonderful to read heartwarming short stories like this, read one yesterday from it about a spiritual experience at Buc-ee's, so it could be aggregating stories from other people or a creative writing thing, possibly AI but if it is it's doing better than all the other AI stuff I've read.

Stop abusing your boyfriends and yes what you are doing is abuse.

Stop:

Yelling at him in front of his friends 

Hitting or slapping him when he does or says something you don’t like

Telling him he doesn’t have a choice when it comes to decisions that involve both of you 

Telling him he can’t hang out with friends because you don’t like him

Telling him to not talk to other girls even if they are his friend

Forcing him to spend every moment with you 

Belittling him and pointing out all his flaws

Calling him stupid or making fun of him for making a mistake

Threatening to break up with him if he doesn’t do what you want

Being emotionally manipulative and crying until he does what you want

Accusing him of cheating every time he’s not with you

Blow up is phone if he doesn’t text you every five minutes 

Telling him you are the must thing that has ever happened to him and no one else will love

Physically attacking him when ever you are mad

Forcing him to have sex despite that fact that he said he didn’t want to

Invading his privacy by going through his phone

Getting mad at him for changing his password and demanding he tell you what it is

If a guy did any of these things to a girl it would be considered abuse but since its the other way around its considered normal. Throughout High school I saw many girl treating their boyfriends like shit. Sometime even physically abusing them in the hallways and no one trying to stop it because its a girl attacking a boy. 

Boys: If your girlfriend does anything on this list leave her. It is abuse and you deserve better.

You don’t deserve to be screamed at, ignored, or assaulted.

Being passive aggressive with him when he wants to spend time with friends or doing other things 

controlling when he’s able to go out with friends

Breaking up his friendships with other girls just because you’re insecure

Making him feel like his opinions in decisions that affect the both of you are irrelevant and don’t matter

SENDING HIS NUMBER TO STRANGERS TO TEST IF HE’S LOYAL OR NOT

testing him in anyway in general without his knowledge or permission (example: catfishing! it’s manipulative and weird don’t fucking do that)

taking money/credit cards without permission to spend on things without his knowledge ( had an ex friend do this constantly to her boyfriend and she’d always condone it because “he’ll get over it” )

guilting him for hanging out with friends/family over you  and making him choose between you and friends/family

telling him “you don’t love me if you *insert harmless activity he wants to do here* “

being rude or mean to him in front of others to assert dominance or power over him

downloading apps to spy on his phone activity (yes, this is a thing “”regular”” people do) or snooping on his social media to see who he’s talking to

hitting him, slapping him, punching him, shoving him. literally how do people not understand slapping your male partner is bad. people tend to find this funny in media and society and its weird. KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR PARTNER WITHOUT PERMISSION. 

and let me add this. ABUSIVE TEEN GIRLFRIENDS TURN INTO ABUSIVE GROWN ASS WOMEN GIRLFRIENDS WHO TURN INTO ABUSIVE WIVES.

if you have an abusive teen or young adult gf right now fellas, leave. don’t let her use you to get her shit right. you’ll be so fucked up by the time she gets it together if she ever does and believe that most likely she won’t.  

The Witch King dies in the books, not because Éowyn is a woman, but due to compounding factors.

After the Battle of Fornost, Glorfindel prophesied that the Witch King would not fall by the hand of a man, due to this, the he believed himself to be essentially invincible in combat.

Early in the story, shortly after leaving the Shire, the Hobbits are captured by a spirit called a Barrow-wight.

The spirit traps them inside an ancient burial mound, and prepares to sacrifice them, Frodo manages to call for help, and Tom Bombadil arrives to banish the spirit.

While sorting through the mound’s treasure to break the tomb's curse, Bombadil finds four long, leaf shaped daggers.

Because of the hobbits' small stature, these daggers serve perfectly as short swords, Tom gifts one to each hobbit.

Tom explains that these Barrow-blades were forged by the Dúnedain of Arnor, crafted specifically for their wars against their greatest enemy, the Witch King of Angmar.

During the Battle of the Pelennor Fields, Merry had ambushed the Witch King and stabbed him behind the knee.

He uses a Barrow-blade, the magical dagger breaks the dark enchantments that knit the Witch King's unseen body to his will, effectively breaking his invulnerability.

Distracted, and weakened by Merry's blow, the Witch King is struck in the head by Éowyn.

Because Éowyn is a woman, and Merry is a Hobbit that used the blade of a Wraith, they brought the prophecy to pass.

The, I am no man line is a Jackson insert to simplify the narrative, as he had erased one of the most important characters from the story, and erasing her important monologue from the story too.

The Witch-king: "Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"

Éowyn: "But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him."

2) He brings the dead, in that he brings forth spirits when he learns how to weild the Sword of Truth and learns to fight using the memories of the previous weilders.

3) He brings the Underworld, when he tears The Veil that separates the living world and the realm of the Keeper.

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like these are so accurate

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we see ourselves