#ROSA

They should make pizza flavored chapstick for dogs.

I clearly was feeling the robot test THAT time

There's nothing sweeter in life than when an animal sits on your foot.

I'm pretty sure it was night, there had been drinking and I maaaayyy have ridden a mechanical bull. But it also may have been a dream. 70% sure it happened.

Children and drunk adults appreciate summer in a similar way. They love to hang out, lay in the grass and point at things.

They put mashed potatoes in that cupcake -- mashed potatoes in that muf-muf-muffin! Mashed potato muffin!

Might as well have the belly showin' if we're gonna do it. No need to waste time.

K: We're loosing it.

I'm gonna get giddy giddy giddy-up. Let's ride it!

My glasses are dirty from laughing so hard.

Haha! Heehee! Ho! I'm a laugh composer!

K: Shoot, I am not checking that slack channel at all.

You're gonna feel like you did the right thing, but you're gonna laugh like you didn't.

Don't hashtagRosa that.

There was a big bubble of silence just sittin there... Then I filled it.