we all stan him

“ages 0 to 30 they’re like ‘no girls!’ and when you’re 35 ‘why can’t you talk to girls?’l

"This event is about celebrating the First Amendment and free speech. Free speech is the foundation of an open and liberal democracy from college campuses to the White House. Only in America can a first generation Indian American Muslim kid get on this stage and make fun of the President."

“we really don’t know anything about one another. i asked dad what his favorite color was? he said ‘stanford’”