It's black and flaky like my soul

In my opinion ? We should all be able to glow. Just a little bit. Just for a little while. Just maybe have a little bioluminescence. Just some light. As a treat.

"my child is fine" you sold her to one direction

The best way to enjoy pop music is to not care about charts and top 40 radio , liking and listening to whatever the hell you want and ignoring the existence of stan twitter

fireproof by one direction but it’s just “i think i’m gonna lose my mind” and then the song ends

the treat yo self scene in parks and rec is the worst thing that ever happened to my self-control

intention deficit disorder

when u have no intentions

zero thought behind ur actions. absolutely no reasoning behind ur behavior whatsoever.

That poor seal was just chilling there you stupid cat!

In retrospect I'm real glad the Celebrities got "Imagine" out of their system over coronavirus