he's my brilliant sad gay deaf mallgoth

You’re stuck with me. I’m not going anywhere.

No.

He’ll be fine. Promise.

Captain Cold: He’d probably consider fighting you some big game and he’d spare you solely because you fighting him would amuse him. Then again there’s a 50-50 chance you’d be actually fighting a hologram/Speedforce illusion/force ghost anyway so like go for it dude fight a ghost.

Heatwave: Season 1 Flash Mick? Will enjoy fighting you A Lot. Do Not Fight. Current LoT Mick? C'mon man that man is a dad don’t fight him in front of his daughter she doesn’t need to see him beat you.

Golden Glider: She will feign vulnerability to make you hesitate and feel bad about fighting her and then she will kill you without mercy when you fall for it. Do not fight.

Pied Piper: Ready for a fight to the point it’s not healthy. Has way too many contingencies for fighting him to be a good idea. If you still really want to fight him, keep fights verbal rather than physical and you’ll make it out with your life if not your self esteem.

Trickster 1: He will want you to fight him. Do not fall for it. You should fight him but please, please don’t.

Trickster 2: You should fight him and please, please do. Boy needs better role models and better hobbies. Whether he also needs better dress-sense is up for debate. Fight him for his own good.

Weather Wizard: Do not even think about it do not even try. Seriously how would you even– do you want to get struck by lightning? Because that is how you get struck by lightning.

Peek-A-Boo: Good luck catching her first. Best of luck if you do.

Mirror Master: The man does not wear socks with his suit please fight him.

The Top:  She’s shown a willingness in canon to throw down and the Meta vertigo powers could be tricky but she’s ultimately 5′4″ and can be neutralised by being picked up #shortqueen

So I know I’m not the only one who was expecting there to be a reveal in The Sound and the Fury that Hartley and Thawne used to be boyfriends or lovers or something of that nature, right? But it never happened, and for a while I thought that either I had misinterpreted their relationship, or that maybe that wasn’t the writers’ intent, but that Tom and Andy had played it that way intentionally, whether just for the heck of it or because they had misinterpreted something.