Reindeer are Better than People

uhhhhhhhhh i just figured out that “ofc” is “of fucking course” but this whole time i’ve been reading it “ofcourse” ………… anyway if u need a dumbass just hmu

@conveniently-timed-hitman

Artemis Fowl deserved the fandom that Harry Potter got, that series was fucking nuts

Harry Potter: What if goblins were just a really shitty cartoon version of Jews? Artemis Fowl: What if dwarfs could unhinge their jaw like a snake and then dug tunnels by just inhaling dirt and then immediately shitting it back out again?

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THEY WHAT NOW??????????

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]

thrussy stays tight

this is by far the worst response i’ve gotten on this post, well done

unfortunately, that’s the answer. there are muscles in your esophagus that prevent food from coming back up

oh my god they did it!

This is probably the most impressive and beautiful thing I’ve seen in years.

This is amazing. As much as i joke about wanting new legs, I hope this gives amputees much wanted freedom.

@kasaron *legs*

my last two brain cells preparing a Depression Meal

What the MCU should have been.

hey guys whats up

how’d you make a blank post?

you make a bulleted list and press tab until the text either is all the way on the right or it disappears depending on the resolution of the computer it’s viewed on. also, it doesn’t work on mobile.

please tell me

why the fuck does texas roadhouse encourage its customers to throw peanut shells on the floor. absolutely hellish restaurant

hey so my baby sister works there. have u seen them do the square dancing thing yet? when they play black betty everyone has to come out and start dancing. 

They do what

i live a mile away from one and it’s literally hell on earth there. the bread is good but that’s it. if it’s your birthday they cart you around on the birthday saddle

the what saddle

the birthday saddle

I literally scrolled past after read it, started reading another post. Paused. “Oh my gOD” and scrolled back up to reblog this fuck

come get this broken staircase pussí

what is this 

tag yourself I’m carnivore pussy

This is incredible

Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  every day.

Ah the ever elusive ¯\_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯

I’m more like (งツ)ง tbh.