i will steady your hand

after social distancing is over everyone is gonna be so touch starved every contact with another human will be like the hand flex scene in pride and prejudice (2005)

social norms after the pandemic are going to be like: "did you hear? miss Katherine brushed hands with the starbucks barista the other day when getting her morning coffee. quite the scandal if you ask me, exposing herself in such a manner… and with gloveless hands!“

so many of harry’s songs are just like “i need Affection and Attention right now immediately if i dont get it i will Die but also dont look at me i am unknowable” and thats precisely why he appeals to the gays 

I really hate to side with Gollum on this, but “what’s in my pocket” is not a riddle and should not have counted.