Genderless Alien

100 Kisses Meme 💋

9) Unbuttoning your lover's shirt, pressed against the wall.

To anyone on the outside looking in they would only appear to be a bodyguard and his charge. Arm was, of course, the picture of professionalism. Tay, of course, was determined to make his life Hell.

It was a simple elevator ride, just a trip up a dozen floors to Tay's penthouse where they could find a moment of privacy and peace. It should have been mundane, unremarkable, boring. Tay thought Arm would have learned long ago that nothing in his life was boring by design.

He stood in front of Arm at the back of the elevator, pressed closer than the open space dictated, especially as there were only two other people in the elevator with them. He kept his hands in his trouser pockets but subtly leaned back, pressing the lithe muscles of his back against the whole of Arm's front with no ounce of subtlety between them. He delighted at the soft inhale of breath his heard just near his temple.

"Khun Tay." Arm whispered, inaudible to anyone outside their intimate little bubble. It was a warning, something he only allowed from Kinn, Tankhun, and more recently Arm. He never heeded any of them.

"Shh." Tay peered over his shoulder with a playful wink. It was fine, the two strangers had no idea what they were accessory to, had zero inkling of the way his skin buzzed in barely contained anticipation. He dragged his tongue along his lower lip before facing forward again, watching as the handful of remaining floors ticked away with opening doors and departing company.

Finally, they reached his floor and Tay moved to step inside, already making his way down the long stretch of hall towards the kitchen where he intended to pour them each a drink. He should have predicted the interruption, but the unpredictability of Arm was something he'd come to appreciate more than anything. He left out a soft 'mmhh' as his back thumped against one of the walls. He ignored the way one of his paintings swayed on it's hook.

"You are a menace." Arm breathed, pupils blown wide in that way Tay delighted in. Oh, he was in for a treat tonight. He'd barely finished the thought before Arm's lips crashed over his, bruising and reckless, and he felt his calloused hands unbuttoning his shirt with care. Arm worked with delicate machinery and weaponry and it showed in the way he always took apart Tay so precisely, no movement wasted and no touch too firm.

KinnPorsche + Text Posts: Anniversary Edition

FAVOURITE SUPPORTING CHARACTER(S) - Tay | Big

[many more text post memes]

1. Best Hair -Tankhun, and not just because I have a thing for red hair...okay mostly because I have a thing for red hair. But what can I say, it was at least 3 different shades, it was snatched. It was fab. 

Runner Up -Kinn. I know Mile cut his hair for this role and once it was free, it seemed to take the opportunity to fluff up as much as possible. It’s gloriously wild and poofy. 

2. Best James Bond Roleplay - Kinn in the white tux

Runner Up-Porsche and his various spying on Kinn

3. Best Comedic performance in a serious role -Pol. I know the prevailing theory is that he was hired to be a companion for Tankhun more than a bodyguard, but he still has bodyguard training so he can actually protect Khun and he’s still included in bodyguard activities, but yeah.

Runner Up -Gun. This man never met a dramatic moment he couldn’t drag over the top kicking and screaming. 

4. Best Prop - Red Ducati motorcycles. These get ridden more than Porsche. Everybody looks good on them. Both Kinn and Vegas let Porsche drive. They actually have passenger helmets that look like they’d protect precious skulls(looking at you Between Us and Love in the Air).  

Runner Up - Kinn’s lucky gun. It’s just sexy and romantic that he gave it to Porsche as a token, okay. It’s also the gun Porsche is using when he’s contemplating killing the man who he thinks killed his parents (which is an interesting meta that I am not doing, nope).  

5. Best Unhinged Moment - Pool pants y’all. In a show full of unhinged moments, this one is supreme for me. I still shudder thinking about it. 

Runner Up - Atticwife Nampheung (pictured hearing this plot point for the first time)

or Mouth Dildo?

I couldn’t decide. Both are unhinged in entirely different ways and are perfect examples of the tonal whiplash of that show(something I adore shrugs). 

6. Best Serious Performance in a comedic role -Jom. I side-eye the comic relief characters but KP was awesome with this? Like every character is heart-warming instead of annoying and still funny. I probably should have done an underrated character post for Jom tbh. I love him. I love the way he supports his friends, giving Porsche the money he won on the fight, staying up to the point of exhaustion helping Tem deal with his broken heart. For all his goofiness, he’s smart and observant and I still think he was deliberately fucking with Kinn, who even if he didn’t know he was Porsche’s boss, was clearly some rich guy out of his element and only there because he was crushing on Porsche. It’s a small role and it could have been just a throwaway part but it’s so much better than that because who he is says a lot about who Porsche is and shows why he became such good friends with the misfit gang. 

Runner Up -Yok. Definitely not an underrated character. I think we all know that Yok is the shit. But again, she’s not just funny and fabulous, she’s smart and she loves Porsche and rolls with all the weirdness he brings with him and gives him great advice and becomes a safe person for Tankhun. She turns what could have been a caricature into the only mature, caring, functional, non-evil “adult” character in the show. 

7. Best Product Placement - Peppermint Field Black Inhaler. I know it seems like the bread is a shoo-in here, but hear me out. Black Inhaler was willing to let their product be used during illegal underground fighting and public sex. The Bread is great but it can’t compare to that. 

Runner Up -Bread obvs

8. Best Facial Feature -Vegas’ smirk 

Runner Up(s) -Kinn’s eyebrows

Pete’s fake smile

Chay’s doe eyes

Kim’s killer glare/dead-eyed stare/flirty smize (the boy does a lot with his eyes)

9. Best Visual Joke - Kinn reading a coffee-table book about coffee while waiting on Porsche to bring him coffee. 

Runner Up-Pol whipping out a finger gun 

10. Best Use of A BL Trope -  Spongebath. Using this comedically as a deliberate seduction technique, basically acknowledging that it’s kind of ridiculous, works very well, letting Porsche’s goofball side and Kinn’s clueless side really shine. It also lets their uncontrolled horniness and Porsche’s ass shine -right in front of Pete’s salad eventually, but oh well. 

Runner Up(s) - Baby is a clumsy bunny(which I think is what @absolutebl calls it, I couldn’t find the exact post)  -the show uses Porsche’s literal tripping as a foreshadowing of his figurative trip up, showing that while he can talk the talk of a bodyguard i.e. ... wear the snazzy suit, he can’t yet walk the walk. He proves that by his behavior on his first bodyguard gig. 

Singing - Can I say that @AbsoluteBL’s hatred of this trope makes me giggle because my mother hates singing so much that I had to verbalize an SNL musical sketch to her instead of letting her watch it? Anyway, this one is pretty obvious, but still notable because they didn’t just let Jeff, Mile, and Barcode show off their pipes. They wove music in as a subplot that allowed it to stand as a character marker for not just Kim, but Chay and Kinn. I feel like “Between Us” scarred me for life with bad singing awkwardly shoved into the plot for no reason, so KP gets so much love from me for this. 

Bonus: Best Hype Man 

Seriously, this guy is more excited than Gun about this coup attempt. He has been waiting years for this. And now my head-canon is that he used to work for the main family and when he was injured in the line of duty, Korn tossed him out and Gun took him in for spite and he’s nurtured a seething hatred for Korn since then. 

Bonus: Sexiest Gesture - Kinn’s finger come hither. 

Pairing: Loki x Reader (they’re married, folks!)

Story Tags/Warnings: angst, fluff, absolute filth, reader has amnesia, themes of mortality, female reader, poc-friendly descriptors

Chapter Warnings: potential dubcon??? but it’s really not - I’m just tagging it to be safe, rough p-in-v sex, it’s very primal, accidental breathplay, overstimulation, creampie, major angst in the second scene

Word Count: 1.9k

Summary: You lose your memory of the last seven years during a filthy romp in the sheets with your husband.

Master List

A/N: I DON’T NEED ANOTHER WIP BUT HERE WE ARE 🤡 I’m thinking this one will be maybe three or four parts in total. Enjoy!

The headboard, you think, is unfamiliar: pale wood wrapped in ivy and fairy lights, which twinkle innocently in the low light of the bedroom. They cast dark shadows against the emerald green wall as you get railed into oblivion—but by who, you can’t remember. The only thing you know for sure is how good it feels, the sensation of him pounding into you from behind.