Roy Harper ✌️

Roy you are literally constantly doing stuff for me. I’m fine. I had fun watching you have fun. PLUS we’re about to play Star Stable, I am super good.

…Nuh uh

I could kick you out right now.

But you won’t :) because you looooovve me

Roy you are literally constantly doing stuff for me. I’m fine. I had fun watching you have fun. PLUS we’re about to play Star Stable, I am super good.

…Nuh uh

Cool, he’s with me now so I’ll get him in on this in a sec

"I'm excited!"

"Hi Roy." Waves. "I'm Rose Wilson. You don't have to worry about my Dad because he's dead. But my brothers are both alive soo~pick and choose."

“Hi Rose. Gonna be honest, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

"Eh, don't worry about it then." She held out her hand to shake his.

He gave her hand a friendly shake. “I hear you and Jaybird have been having fun together.”

"It's all my fault, he's innocent in this." Rose replied.

He raised an eyebrow. “You’re not in trouble, ease up a little.”

"I know, I'm clarifying things." She replied, letting go of his hand.

“Then I would say it’s not all your fault,” He gave her an easy smile, resting his thumbs in his pockets. “Takes two to tango and all that.”

"I mean when you put it like that, yeah." Rose nodded.

“And uh— just to put it out there,” he started. “Thanks. For being there when I couldn’t be. God knows Jay can be stubborn sometimes, so I’m glad someone got to him when he was hurting.”

"To be fair, I kinda threw myself at him. Friendship wise." Rose replied. "So even if he didn't want me here, I'd still be."

"Believe it or not, that wouldn't be the first time he's made friends that way."

"Can I make ya some food so we can talk some more?" Rose asked.

"Sure! What are we making?"

"I was thinking an around the world meal." Rose said. "From Italian pastas, Chinese cuisine, and Cambodian meals."

"Sounds good to me!" He clapped and rubbed his hands. "I don't have a lot of experience cooking that stuff though, so I will need instruction. As long as you don't mind me helping, that is."

"I make a surplus of food because my appetite is big so I do apologize the big portions." Rose said.

"It's fine. I've lived with Wally, and my appetite isn't often something to scoff at either." Roy reassured. "Besides, anything we don't eat can go in the freezer."

"A little, but nothing crazy." He said, setting to work.

"Now, Roy, you're gonna cut the dough like these and spread the meat in each one evenly and this is how you close them." Rose guided him.

"Gotcha." He carefully cut and rolled them as instructed. "I know this probably isn't the best time to talk about it, but what do you think of Jason's thighs?"

"I like them." Rose replied. "I like making out with him."

Cool, he’s with me now so I’ll get him in on this in a sec

"I'm excited!"

"Hi Roy." Waves. "I'm Rose Wilson. You don't have to worry about my Dad because he's dead. But my brothers are both alive soo~pick and choose."

“Hi Rose. Gonna be honest, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

"Eh, don't worry about it then." She held out her hand to shake his.

He gave her hand a friendly shake. “I hear you and Jaybird have been having fun together.”

"It's all my fault, he's innocent in this." Rose replied.

He raised an eyebrow. “You’re not in trouble, ease up a little.”

"I know, I'm clarifying things." She replied, letting go of his hand.

“Then I would say it’s not all your fault,” He gave her an easy smile, resting his thumbs in his pockets. “Takes two to tango and all that.”

"I mean when you put it like that, yeah." Rose nodded.

“And uh— just to put it out there,” he started. “Thanks. For being there when I couldn’t be. God knows Jay can be stubborn sometimes, so I’m glad someone got to him when he was hurting.”

"To be fair, I kinda threw myself at him. Friendship wise." Rose replied. "So even if he didn't want me here, I'd still be."

"Believe it or not, that wouldn't be the first time he's made friends that way."

"Can I make ya some food so we can talk some more?" Rose asked.

"Sure! What are we making?"

"I was thinking an around the world meal." Rose said. "From Italian pastas, Chinese cuisine, and Cambodian meals."

"Sounds good to me!" He clapped and rubbed his hands. "I don't have a lot of experience cooking that stuff though, so I will need instruction. As long as you don't mind me helping, that is."

"I make a surplus of food because my appetite is big so I do apologize the big portions." Rose said.

"It's fine. I've lived with Wally, and my appetite isn't often something to scoff at either." Roy reassured. "Besides, anything we don't eat can go in the freezer."

"A little, but nothing crazy." He said, setting to work.

"Now, Roy, you're gonna cut the dough like these and spread the meat in each one evenly and this is how you close them." Rose guided him.

"Gotcha." He carefully cut and rolled them as instructed. "I know this probably isn't the best time to talk about it, but what do you think of Jason's thighs?"

Cool, he’s with me now so I’ll get him in on this in a sec

"I'm excited!"

"Hi Roy." Waves. "I'm Rose Wilson. You don't have to worry about my Dad because he's dead. But my brothers are both alive soo~pick and choose."

“Hi Rose. Gonna be honest, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

"Eh, don't worry about it then." She held out her hand to shake his.

He gave her hand a friendly shake. “I hear you and Jaybird have been having fun together.”

"It's all my fault, he's innocent in this." Rose replied.

He raised an eyebrow. “You’re not in trouble, ease up a little.”

"I know, I'm clarifying things." She replied, letting go of his hand.

“Then I would say it’s not all your fault,” He gave her an easy smile, resting his thumbs in his pockets. “Takes two to tango and all that.”

"I mean when you put it like that, yeah." Rose nodded.

“And uh— just to put it out there,” he started. “Thanks. For being there when I couldn’t be. God knows Jay can be stubborn sometimes, so I’m glad someone got to him when he was hurting.”

"To be fair, I kinda threw myself at him. Friendship wise." Rose replied. "So even if he didn't want me here, I'd still be."

"Believe it or not, that wouldn't be the first time he's made friends that way."

"Can I make ya some food so we can talk some more?" Rose asked.

"Sure! What are we making?"

"I was thinking an around the world meal." Rose said. "From Italian pastas, Chinese cuisine, and Cambodian meals."

"Sounds good to me!" He clapped and rubbed his hands. "I don't have a lot of experience cooking that stuff though, so I will need instruction. As long as you don't mind me helping, that is."

"I make a surplus of food because my appetite is big so I do apologize the big portions." Rose said.

"It's fine. I've lived with Wally, and my appetite isn't often something to scoff at either." Roy reassured. "Besides, anything we don't eat can go in the freezer."

"A little, but nothing crazy." He said, setting to work.

Cool, he’s with me now so I’ll get him in on this in a sec

"I'm excited!"

"Hi Roy." Waves. "I'm Rose Wilson. You don't have to worry about my Dad because he's dead. But my brothers are both alive soo~pick and choose."

“Hi Rose. Gonna be honest, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

"Eh, don't worry about it then." She held out her hand to shake his.

He gave her hand a friendly shake. “I hear you and Jaybird have been having fun together.”

"It's all my fault, he's innocent in this." Rose replied.

He raised an eyebrow. “You’re not in trouble, ease up a little.”

"I know, I'm clarifying things." She replied, letting go of his hand.

“Then I would say it’s not all your fault,” He gave her an easy smile, resting his thumbs in his pockets. “Takes two to tango and all that.”

"I mean when you put it like that, yeah." Rose nodded.

“And uh— just to put it out there,” he started. “Thanks. For being there when I couldn’t be. God knows Jay can be stubborn sometimes, so I’m glad someone got to him when he was hurting.”

"To be fair, I kinda threw myself at him. Friendship wise." Rose replied. "So even if he didn't want me here, I'd still be."

"Believe it or not, that wouldn't be the first time he's made friends that way."

"Can I make ya some food so we can talk some more?" Rose asked.

"Sure! What are we making?"

"I was thinking an around the world meal." Rose said. "From Italian pastas, Chinese cuisine, and Cambodian meals."

"Sounds good to me!" He clapped and rubbed his hands. "I don't have a lot of experience cooking that stuff though, so I will need instruction. As long as you don't mind me helping, that is."

"I make a surplus of food because my appetite is big so I do apologize the big portions." Rose said.

"It's fine. I've lived with Wally, and my appetite isn't often something to scoff at either." Roy reassured. "Besides, anything we don't eat can go in the freezer."

Cool, he’s with me now so I’ll get him in on this in a sec

"I'm excited!"

"Hi Roy." Waves. "I'm Rose Wilson. You don't have to worry about my Dad because he's dead. But my brothers are both alive soo~pick and choose."

“Hi Rose. Gonna be honest, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

"Eh, don't worry about it then." She held out her hand to shake his.

He gave her hand a friendly shake. “I hear you and Jaybird have been having fun together.”

"It's all my fault, he's innocent in this." Rose replied.

He raised an eyebrow. “You’re not in trouble, ease up a little.”

"I know, I'm clarifying things." She replied, letting go of his hand.

“Then I would say it’s not all your fault,” He gave her an easy smile, resting his thumbs in his pockets. “Takes two to tango and all that.”

"I mean when you put it like that, yeah." Rose nodded.

“And uh— just to put it out there,” he started. “Thanks. For being there when I couldn’t be. God knows Jay can be stubborn sometimes, so I’m glad someone got to him when he was hurting.”

"To be fair, I kinda threw myself at him. Friendship wise." Rose replied. "So even if he didn't want me here, I'd still be."

"Believe it or not, that wouldn't be the first time he's made friends that way."

"Can I make ya some food so we can talk some more?" Rose asked.

"Sure! What are we making?"

"I was thinking an around the world meal." Rose said. "From Italian pastas, Chinese cuisine, and Cambodian meals."

"Sounds good to me!" He clapped and rubbed his hands. "I don't have a lot of experience cooking that stuff though, so I will need instruction. As long as you don't mind me helping, that is."

Cool, he’s with me now so I’ll get him in on this in a sec

"I'm excited!"

"Hi Roy." Waves. "I'm Rose Wilson. You don't have to worry about my Dad because he's dead. But my brothers are both alive soo~pick and choose."

“Hi Rose. Gonna be honest, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

"Eh, don't worry about it then." She held out her hand to shake his.

He gave her hand a friendly shake. “I hear you and Jaybird have been having fun together.”

"It's all my fault, he's innocent in this." Rose replied.

He raised an eyebrow. “You’re not in trouble, ease up a little.”

"I know, I'm clarifying things." She replied, letting go of his hand.

“Then I would say it’s not all your fault,” He gave her an easy smile, resting his thumbs in his pockets. “Takes two to tango and all that.”

"I mean when you put it like that, yeah." Rose nodded.

“And uh— just to put it out there,” he started. “Thanks. For being there when I couldn’t be. God knows Jay can be stubborn sometimes, so I’m glad someone got to him when he was hurting.”

"To be fair, I kinda threw myself at him. Friendship wise." Rose replied. "So even if he didn't want me here, I'd still be."

"Believe it or not, that wouldn't be the first time he's made friends that way."

"Can I make ya some food so we can talk some more?" Rose asked.

"Sure! What are we making?"

Cool, he’s with me now so I’ll get him in on this in a sec

"I'm excited!"

"Hi Roy." Waves. "I'm Rose Wilson. You don't have to worry about my Dad because he's dead. But my brothers are both alive soo~pick and choose."

“Hi Rose. Gonna be honest, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

"Eh, don't worry about it then." She held out her hand to shake his.

He gave her hand a friendly shake. “I hear you and Jaybird have been having fun together.”

"It's all my fault, he's innocent in this." Rose replied.

He raised an eyebrow. “You’re not in trouble, ease up a little.”

"I know, I'm clarifying things." She replied, letting go of his hand.

“Then I would say it’s not all your fault,” He gave her an easy smile, resting his thumbs in his pockets. “Takes two to tango and all that.”

"I mean when you put it like that, yeah." Rose nodded.

“And uh— just to put it out there,” he started. “Thanks. For being there when I couldn’t be. God knows Jay can be stubborn sometimes, so I’m glad someone got to him when he was hurting.”

"To be fair, I kinda threw myself at him. Friendship wise." Rose replied. "So even if he didn't want me here, I'd still be."

"Believe it or not, that wouldn't be the first time he's made friends that way."

Cool, he’s with me now so I’ll get him in on this in a sec

"I'm excited!"

"Hi Roy." Waves. "I'm Rose Wilson. You don't have to worry about my Dad because he's dead. But my brothers are both alive soo~pick and choose."

“Hi Rose. Gonna be honest, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

"Eh, don't worry about it then." She held out her hand to shake his.

He gave her hand a friendly shake. “I hear you and Jaybird have been having fun together.”

"It's all my fault, he's innocent in this." Rose replied.

He raised an eyebrow. “You’re not in trouble, ease up a little.”

"I know, I'm clarifying things." She replied, letting go of his hand.

“Then I would say it’s not all your fault,” He gave her an easy smile, resting his thumbs in his pockets. “Takes two to tango and all that.”

"I mean when you put it like that, yeah." Rose nodded.

“And uh— just to put it out there,” he started. “Thanks. For being there when I couldn’t be. God knows Jay can be stubborn sometimes, so I’m glad someone got to him when he was hurting.”

Cool, he’s with me now so I’ll get him in on this in a sec

"I'm excited!"

"Hi Roy." Waves. "I'm Rose Wilson. You don't have to worry about my Dad because he's dead. But my brothers are both alive soo~pick and choose."

“Hi Rose. Gonna be honest, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

"Eh, don't worry about it then." She held out her hand to shake his.

He gave her hand a friendly shake. “I hear you and Jaybird have been having fun together.”

"It's all my fault, he's innocent in this." Rose replied.

He raised an eyebrow. “You’re not in trouble, ease up a little.”

"I know, I'm clarifying things." She replied, letting go of his hand.

“Then I would say it’s not all your fault,” He gave her an easy smile, resting his thumbs in his pockets. “Takes two to tango and all that.”

Cool, he’s with me now so I’ll get him in on this in a sec

"I'm excited!"

"Hi Roy." Waves. "I'm Rose Wilson. You don't have to worry about my Dad because he's dead. But my brothers are both alive soo~pick and choose."

“Hi Rose. Gonna be honest, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

"Eh, don't worry about it then." She held out her hand to shake his.

He gave her hand a friendly shake. “I hear you and Jaybird have been having fun together.”

"It's all my fault, he's innocent in this." Rose replied.

He raised an eyebrow. “You’re not in trouble, ease up a little.”

Cool, he’s with me now so I’ll get him in on this in a sec

"I'm excited!"

"Hi Roy." Waves. "I'm Rose Wilson. You don't have to worry about my Dad because he's dead. But my brothers are both alive soo~pick and choose."

“Hi Rose. Gonna be honest, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

"Eh, don't worry about it then." She held out her hand to shake his.

He gave her hand a friendly shake. “I hear you and Jaybird have been having fun together.”

Cool, he’s with me now so I’ll get him in on this in a sec

"I'm excited!"

"Hi Roy." Waves. "I'm Rose Wilson. You don't have to worry about my Dad because he's dead. But my brothers are both alive soo~pick and choose."

“Hi Rose. Gonna be honest, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”