Harmonious-Sundries

*every high school student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

*every college student when the professor doesn’t show up after 5 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the professor doesn’t show up in 10 minutes we can leave” “no it’s 10 minutes for adjunct staff, it’s 15 if he has a phd” “does he have a phd? i don’t think he told us to call him doctor” “actually i think he said this class was being taught by the TA” “oh if it’s a TA we can go ahead and leave, they only get 5 minutes” “did anyone get an email from either of them?”

*is about to die* *grim reaper is here to take my soul* hey man i really liked your role in the grim adventures of billy and mandy

This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not copy, will be without money. Figured I'd pass this on!

It’s actually quite funny, I reblogged a different post saying to reblog this stack of money and money will come to you or some shit, and literally 6 days later I won bingo at work for $300… Any correlation? Idk but I’ll reblog this anyways, tuition ain’t cheap! LOL

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