Cant Think Straight

@harlsxpuck

Puckerman.Single.Middle The name's Harley, writer at the local newspaper and bartender at the Red Lion Pub. Im also a nerd, but Im trying to hide that. However, if you're interested in any of the latest things, it'd be a date to the comic book store and movie marathons.In the middle of trying to learn elivish.

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Txt | Harley

ALEX: Was it your relative that married Daisy?

ALEX: Welcome to the family!

HARLEY: Beckett? Yeah, he's my half-brother, Blair's my half-sister, and Theo's my half-brother.

HARLEY: Thank you!

#txt:alex #tm

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texts 📲 harley ✘ marley

marley: wait what? did I miss something?

marley: that's amazing tho!!! skye will be so happy to have another friend!

harley: ...missed what? enzo has been my flatmate for a while, if that's what you're referring to?

harley: yeah!! good! at least i hope so.

#txt:marley #tm

winterxholliday-deactivated2025

have you ever really given much thought into how there came to be so many different kinds of chips? i mean, just fucking look at them all. who’s idea was it? who looked at a potato and thought, ‘fuck, i know how to make this shit better! slice it up nice and thin and let’s see what happens!’

harlsxpuck

I feel like the fact that some chips come in triangle shapes as well, and we need to talk about it. Like who decided that chips come in a triangle and have the thought process of putting them on your fingers like claws.

#c:blair #convo

billiexabrams-deactivated202509

I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve been to Paris over the years, but this last trip has definitely been the best and it’ll be hard to top. I brought home one hell of a souvenir – a husband. It’s safe to say that I didn’t want to leave. But, I had to go back to work eventually, I guess.

harlsxpuck

Congratulations on becoming part of the family! I should’ve said it sooner, but I got swamped with work and homework.

#c:daisy #convo

gradiangabriel

Sometimes I feel really out of touch with the rest of society. Is that just what getting old feels like? Or am I just a hermit?

harlsxpuck

You could always be both? Feeling old and being a hermit. Since I feel like you can have them go hand in hand and still get by.

#c:gabe #convo

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Well see, now i’m just in a dilemma, aren’t I??? Was is a superstar with a new best selling album to do when your manager comes a-knocking with tour dates but you have the worlds cutest babies and adonisis’ ass at home waiting for you??? What is a man to do??? Syke, the babies are with Willa and I have fancy champagne, mistress of chaos will be taking no questions at this time.

harlsxpuck

Have you told my mum, yet about this tour? Since she would be definitely in front row of your shows in a heartbeat.

#c:levi #convo

TEXT 📲 VIVIAN & HARLEY

Vivian: You always are anyways!

Vivian: I can see if I can get a decently sized map of some areas around here.

Harley: Which is always a curse, tbh.

Harley: Great, if not, we can always use Google Maps.

#txt:viv #tm

TEXT 📲 HARLEY & TOBIAS

TOBIAS: A couple of people interested, yes. Many don't want to commute to a small village, and most residing here have other work commitments and very limited availability. We'll see how it goes and take it as such.

HARLEY: Well, if you need help with anything when it comes to that kind of stuff, let me know. Since I wouldn't mind meeting the possible new hires, but I'm sure that's against the rules.

#txt:tobias #tm

TEXT 📲 HARLEY & ENZO

ENZO: The question is though, what kind of pet though?

HARLEY: A puppy? Or would that hurt you too much?

#txt:enzo #tm

TEXT 📲 HARLEY & TOBIAS

TOBIAS: By all means, take some holiday time when we get a new hire, you have earned.

HARLEY: Will do, I promise you, Tobias. Any luck yet?

#txt:tobias #tm

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texts 📲 harley ✘ marley

marley: hahahaha yes, i know

marley: she won't be confused. she's used to having you around most of the time

harley: hahaha GOOD.

harley: ...that's, honestly fair and you do have a great point.

[...]

harley: ENZO AND I ARE GETTING A PET TOGETHER TOMORROWWWWWWWWW!!!!

harley: SKYE IS GOING TO HAVE A SIBILNG AND PLAYMATE

#txt:marley #tm

TEXT 📲 HARLEY & ENZO

ENZO: Tomorrow? I'm on a half day so i'm free all afternoon and prepared to dedicate entirely to this. 🥰

HARLEY: YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

#txt:enzo #tm

texts 📲 harley ✘ marley

marley: sure what not! maybe i'll be able to learn a thing or two

marley: yes, definitely test drive

marley: i didn't but i will tell her now!

harley: exactly! i'm always willing to teach you anything you want to learn, you should know that by now. 😜

harley: definitely, yes and i need my bestie with me when i do it.

harley: good! i didn't want her to look super confuse when i show up, i mean, not that she will but yeah.

#txt:marley #tm

texts 📲 harley ✘ marley

marley: i would help you but I don't know anything about that

marley: pick one that works well?

marley: oooh she does? that's amazing

harley: well, i figured you can always go with alastair and i, cause we kinda talked about looking at cars together.

harley: i figured i'll test drive some and see, since im picking up more hours at the pub.

harley: yeah. did you tell ma that im coming over and we're going to be decorating for christmas?

#txt:marley #tm

texts 📲 harley ✘ marley

marley: you sound like buying a car is no big deal and not expensive

marley: that's sweet. I'll throw away the old tree we have. I can't wait to start decorating!

harley: i might sound like that, but in reality, im freaking out because idk what kind of car to get.

harley: great! Also, it'll just be me, mum has a date.

#txt:marley #tm

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TEXT 📲 ASHER & HARLEY

Asher: Well, your mother's choice of a set-up can't be any worse than some of the offers I've had at the hospital.

Asher: But actually, there is sort of someone special.

Harley: What offers have you been getting at the hospital?

Harley: Sort of? What does that even mean?

#txt:asher #tm

TEXT 📲 PATRICK & HARLEY

Patrick: Tell me everything! I love all of the gossip!

Harley: It's mainly about my mom's dating life and I think this guy is pretty serious about seeing my mom on the regular.

#txt:patrick #tm

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