to boldly go

why the fuck is it that tv-show writers seem to think a ship can’t be interesting without a lot of break ups and drama like??? no! give me that healthy, long lasting relationship that is always there but not in the center of attention or the main storyline. i totally dig that, burry those nasty love-triangles deep deep down where nobody can find them ever again. please and thank you.

pretty fucked up that straight girls are allowed to go on and on about how hot their friends are and say ‘im straight but i’d fuck that female celebrity’ and call each other ‘my wife’ and shit and nobody bats an eye but the second a lesbian even mentions that one (1) guy is attractive a demonic choir of ten thousand hetero voices rings out from the depths of hell saying ‘i thought you were gay????’ like……chill it’s honestly not that deep lmao

do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend’s parents were hanging around and we were joking and i was like “well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff” and they didn’t laugh then later the mom pulled me aside and was like “maybe you should get some help, sweetie” like stfu?? help? in this economy? i don’t think so, debra

When is Marvel going to realize that I’d rather watch a solid 3 hours of Bruce Banner just dicking around in a lab with his cute lil lab coat and glasses than watch another second of hulk just destroying everything because it looks cool