#QueefQueen

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

Me irl vs Me online

Logging into Grindr in a new city

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

This is the opposite of a creepypasta

comfypasta

BongWater

I don’t understand this…is this heterosexual ?

I get called….white man’s whore

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

I would be dead

SHE STOPPED THAT SONG DEAD I AM SCREAMING

Throwback lol

I feel old lol

No really. How old is this. Rcause I have never seen this before today

early 2000s