Welcome to Meme Hell

loved the message dude. the little face at the end... fantastic. an "emoji", i assume. does he represent you or me?

Guy who hears about any career and says “oh like Barbie”

bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

0. french toast

why is it SO incredibly sweet when a stranger smiles at u like. i don’t know you but here’s a piece of happiness in this crazy world. im giving u this smile because it’s all i have to offer, and i want to offer you something. you’ll forget my face, probably, but you’ll remember this, at least for the rest of the day, or the afternoon, or your lunch break. hope you had a good day. Hope the rest of it is better.

Some Twitter reactionary called these "cuck carts" and it ruined me because now when I go to a store that has these I immediately think on entering "where are the cuck carts? I hope they have cuck carts available today"

my kids are gonna be like mommy what’s an ipad and i’m going to be like we DONT use that word in this house. play with worms.