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Gotta get myself hyped, okay⦠one, two⦠one, two⦠woo ! Alright ! Mar'i
LEAGUE OF LEGENDS STARTERS // @starinthenxght
Harley slid into the diner booth, resting her head on her hand as she stared at the girl. Sheβd overheard her enthusiastic yelling and was intrigued.Β βFuck yeah, lilβ pretty! I dunno what weβre gettinβ hyped about, but Iβm all in,β she grinned. Tilting her head to the side, she studied the girlβs features, her brow furrowing.Β βYa look like someone I know,β she told her, trying her hardest to think of who, then completely losing her train of thought.Β βOh well! Anyway, as I was sayinβ... Whatβre we hypinβ ourselves up over? We gonna rob a bank or steal a car? Bash menβs brains in? Steal all the hotdogs from this joint?β

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Fun. I need some fun, now ! - Thorn
LEAGUE OF LEGENDS STARTERS // @thxrnisley
βIs this the moment Iβve been waitinβ fer?β she mused, twirling the knife in her hand. Sheβd been waiting for the day Thorn would want to learn how Harley had fun.Β βLetβs start ya off with somethinβ small...β After grabbing the girlβs hand, she skipped towards her weapons room.Β βMaybe some cupcake grenades anβ throwinβ knives... No bazookas just yet. Theyβre a lilβ tricksy.β Turning her head, she grinned at Thorn as she unlocked the door with her bobby pin.Β βWelcome ta my treasure trove!β Glancing over at the corpse of a clown masked man in the corner, she grimaced.Β βI forgot βbout him... Heβs only been there fer 2 days. Iβll uhh, see if some piranhas need a snack later.β
I canβt die looking this good ! (Ed)
LEAGUE OF LEGENDS STARTERSΒ // @ofenigma
βWell, if ya wonβt be the sacrificial lamb, that means I gotta do it!β Jokerβs gang was waiting for them around the corner, and she really didnβt want to get kidnapped or beaten to death. Not that she wanted that for Eddie, but... She was just so young and pretty. But he was going to be married soon, and his Doctah Hotpants fiancΓ©e had already lost one husband, apparently...Β βFine! Iβll do it, ya lanky beanpole!β Standing on her tiptoes, she kissed his cheek, then snatched his cane. With her other hand, she pulled her gun out the back of her jeans.Β βAlright, clown factory rejects, putΒ βem up!β she yelled, looking around the corner. When she saw just how many there were, she tossed Eddieβs cane on the ground and took off running.Β βFollow me, Eddie! Yahtzee!β
Selina: So, what is Harley to you?
Pamela: The reason I wake up every morning!
Selina: That's adorable.
Harley earlier that morning, barging into Pamelaβs room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
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hey there ! here is another series of roleplay sentence starters from the video game league of legends. this one is a collection of quotes from the champion rakan. hope you enjoy !! feel free to change anything to suit :)
Letβs dance.
Nothing important should be taken seriously.
You see this cape ? Ha ! I say goddamn Iβm sexy !
Crap. What was I supposed to do ?
Consequences only matter if I donβt get away.
We are seen dancing and thought insane - by those who canβt hear the music.
War is in the dance.
Should I be β¦ running ? Yeah, I should probably be running β¦
Theyβve never seen moves like mine.
Magic is a wilderness.
If you arenβt a little frightened, you ainβt alive.
Iβm gonna live forever !
Gotta get myself hyped, okay⦠one, two⦠one, two⦠woo ! Alright !
Itβs all filthy and dangerous.
Fun. I need some fun, now !
I have got to stop talking to myself.
I canβt wait to see what I am going to do.
I canβt die looking this good !
The universe loves me.
I do not wish to kill the mortals. I want them to hear the music.
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
You know, I ainβt really about making fun of people, but youβ¦ make that difficult.
Why are you so boring ?
Thereβs this thing called grooming. You should try it.
Iβm gonna slap all of you !
Hey, what did the five fingers say to the face ?
Hello, world ! I am single now !
Well I donβt want to miss the start of the party.
Harls | Dick | Diana | Lee |Β Artemis | Natasha

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Before you go and Leave this town I want to see you one more time Put your dirty angel face Between my legs And knicker lace
Fight me, try me Kiss me like you like me Twist it round again and again
notawho-awhatβ:
βMaβam, do you have a permit for those canines?β Basil asked, dressed as an animal control officer. In another moment, he molded intoΒ βhis natural stateβ as he liked to call it.Β βJust kidding. It is only I. Itβs been sometime since weβve seen each other and I only wished to give you a greeting! Catch up as they say.β
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Harley looked the officer up and down, ready to set her babies on him at any moment. When Clayface suddenly appeared, she let out a shocked laugh, giving his arm a gentle slap. Ooh, squidgy.Β βCareful, Bazzy Bear! I nearly set these 3 on ya! That woulda been aΒ mess anβ a half ta clean up,β she giggled.Β βHow ya been, handsome? Itβs been too long. Ya really need ta keep in touch. I send ya facebook messages now anβ again, but I dunno if ya seeΒ βem.β
@mrsvandamn
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βI can see your nipples through your shirtβ first of all stop being ungrateful.

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Are you drunk? Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020) dir. Cathy Yan
punchylineβ:
βWell, tell Ed that heβs tacky. Although, Iβm sure he knows.β She said with a chuckle.Β βYou canβt wear all green and not be told multiple times that itβs not a good look.β She took a step back when Harley came over to inspect her. Lifting her chin so that she could have a look at the bruises.Β βItβs not that bad.β She said, embarrassment lacing her tone for a moment.Β βHe was justβ¦ being slightly rougher than usual. I normally like the roughness. You know that.β She defended him almost awkwardly. It was hard to defend him to a woman who had already been in her position. Harley knew everything already and although Punchline loved the meaning behind Jokerβs actions and his words, there a clear disconnect. Everything Joker did was in the name of controlling her. He didnβt love her the way he loved Batman.Β βYeah, I know.β She whispered. Sheβd been acting like the plan to kill Joker was a step by step thing. That it would take months but in actuality all it would take was two words to Harley. It was just letting go of Joker that was holding her back. Alexis gave her a kiss back. Leaning into the comforting embrace.Β βLexi? I didnβt know we were on nickname basis.β She teased.
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βAw, cβmon, Eddie is a great guy. Besides, he bagged Doctah Hotpants, so his fashion sense canβt be that terrible,β Harley said, grinning at Alexis. She shook her head when the other woman tried to defend what Joker had done. It was hard not to when youβd been manipulated and brainwashed by him.Β βThereβs beinβ a lilβ kinky, then thereβs hurtinβ ya fer no reason, sugar.β Her eyes didnβt leave the marks -- they were so familiar. It was almost like looking at herself in the mirror a few years ago. Sheβd try and excuse what heβd done too, covering the bruises with concealer and lying to her friends.Β βYa know itβs not you whoβs in the wrong, anβ that itβs him, right?β Harley asked, her eyes locking with Alexisβ.Β βYer smart, powerful, anβ hotter than hell. Ya could run this city with yer eyes closed. I used ta,β she shrugged. Laughing, Harley wrapped her arms around the otherβs waist.Β βI figured if Iβm usinβ yer thighs as ear warmers most nights, I can call ya Lexi,β she teased back.Β βBut seriously, hide out fer as long as ya need. I enjoy seeinβ yer face around here.β