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if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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oh shit

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smooth ass way to get a date

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

chromalogue

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

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@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

systlin

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful.

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@theshitpostcalligrapher

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ay @systlin hmu

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@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

theshitpostcalligrapher

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband

andersonsallpurpose

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes:

(oops spot the typos)

svampurinn

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

books-and-candy-ples

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

rembrandtswife

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

deeranger

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

marvel-lous-things

When Thor born

He hair shine brite

A very very

Magical site

But then I see

A bab from hell

I pik up loki

From taco bell

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I love every time this post comes back around.

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idk why there is a soft golden light emitting from under this bed but it makes me feel warm so I’m okay with it

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yes it is I

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IG @jaylenecook_

Te Waihou Walkway and Blue Spring

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…I just had a disturbing thought.

Someone totally ought to work that into an Urban Fantasy tale.

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The Holly King from “The Wheel of the Year”

Found: @carriangelphotography on instagram

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Seeing trees and woodland bring actual peace to my heart.

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Kim Dorland (Canadian, b. 1974), Last Light, 2018. Oil on canvas, 76 x 61 cm.

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