in court
judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer: same
me: same
judge: same
police: same
obama: same

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we're not kids anymore.

if i look back, i am lost

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Not today Justin
Sade Olutola
RMH

ellievsbear
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
hello vonnie
Today's Document
YOU ARE THE REASON
Monterey Bay Aquarium
styofa doing anything

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trying on a metaphor
Jules of Nature
$LAYYYTER

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@eggplantruins
in court
judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer: same
me: same
judge: same
police: same
obama: same

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That explains a lot
i grew up on essential oils from a young age; while the other kids ate veggies and steak i sucked down syrups of unknown origin
modern day who’s on second
“me saw who! me saw who!!!”
I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already

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“i dreamed of you” is literally like…..the tenderness…….
Serafin (Angel of the Sea)
If I could make every piece a pun, I would.

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Plush Shrooms
Squishy Lobster on Etsy
Fun guys
I bet they’ll grow on you pretty quick.
myconids
if you aren't using Tumblr to network for an eventual wizards council you're fucking stupid
Neil, Douglas, David and Michael devised a gesture system for miracles - Aziraphale pulls power downwards, Crowley pulls power upwards.
Similarly Aziraphale’s wings are pulled down and Crowley’s are pulled up.
Some of y'all are truly uncritically transphobic toward trans men and it’s kinda disgusting.
I see y'all calling a trans guy’s chest “mutilated” or “gross” after his top surgery. I see y'all making fun of our voices, or the way we don’t (or can’t) pass, or calling our facial hair “neckbeards,” or making fun of our sexualities, or just because we’re existing as we naturally are.
Trust me when I say trans men see your infantilization of us and how you’ll treat us as broken women or how you’ll only recognize us but only when we’re able to be weaponized. Or how we’re erased from history and from narratives of trans liberation.
I see how our transness gets erased to call us gross for being men, or how our status as men is erased to call us confused, broken women.
Transphobia toward trans men hurts the entire community. An injustice for one of us is an injustice for us all.
Please reblog, but don’t belittle trans mens’ real experiences or our experiences with transphobia.

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roast beast is a feast i can’t stand in the least