Harem of the Valter Cult

So… it has been noted that FE8 villain Valter looks a bit like famed actor and auteur Tommy Wiseau.

Obviously, the next move was to hack FE8 so that Valter can only talk in The Room quotes.

No, I don’t know why I did it either. Don’t ask.

The link to the UPS files is here. And because I’m nice, here’s the pre-patched version. There’s actually two versions of the patch. One is just the straight Wiseau-riffic text edit, and in the other I replaced Valter’s portrait with Tommy Wiseau.

Trust me, it looks worse in motion. But frankly I already feel embarrassed at the amount of effort I put into this, so. I guess you could argue that ugly sprite is a more authentic experience, if you’re into that.

Summoner x Valter

Summoner x Valter

SCREAMS

this is the most cursed thing I think I’ve ever made but boy did I have fun making it

it’s been a while since I’ve drawn this trash team, so here they are