How about: feeding deer in general is a Horrible, Very Bad Not Good Idea. This is not cute in so many ways.
First off, letâs have our usual refrain: donât feed the wildlife. Itâs not helpful and can lead to all sorts of bad things can like bloat and population imbalances that will cause them to become pests.
Deer habituate to people easily - it sounds like âMoneyâ already was, considering Kevin âwalked up to him, and noticed he didnât run away.â And this isnât just one deer - itâs multiple deer, repeatedly.
Habituated deer are more likely to hang out around houses and eat gardens, get hit by cars⊠and hurt people.
Letâs examine those. Itâs utterly stupid to approach deer, especially in mating season. They will fuck you up - just google for clips of âman attacked by deerâ to watch people literally get kick-boxed by deer standing on their hind legs. Loose dogs are often a huge threat to deer, but a good kick can also easily kill your pet. By the way, hitting a deer with your car can really hurt you and destroy the car - be ready to consider it totaled if itâs anything but a glancing blow.
Hopefully your neighbors like deer more than their gardens. See, according to a Maine government website on deer, âeven when provided with optimal supplemental foods, deer will continue to browse on shrubbery, tree buds, garden plantings, and seedlings in the adjacent forest. At many feeding sites, deer may occur at densities that are 3 to 5 times higher than ânormalâ wintering density. When highly concentrated, deer can literally kill all vegetation within their reach in the vicinity (one to several hundred acres) of deer feeding sites.â So say goodbye to your momâs petunias or your neighborâs heirloom blueberry bushes if youâre feeding deer.
When you feed deer, you screw up literally the entire ecosystem around them. They frequently stop migrating because they donât need to, which means that certain areas donât get grazed and have overgrowth problems and your area has too many deer because they donât die off in the winter (natureâs built-in population control). This leads to a spike in predators in the area - big, toothy predators people donât like in suburbia - and overgrazing, which in turn effects the survival of lots of other local species. Not to mention youâre screwing with natural selection by removing competition for the best food, so over time the lower quality makes whose genetics actually are detrimental to survival will not be weeded out. But hey, youâre getting warm fuzzy feelings, right?
Except⊠you can kill deer easily by feeding them. If you start feeding deer at the wrong time in the winter you can actually help them starve faster because you screw up the microorganisms in their stomach that need to be optimized for low quality browse, not human food. If you feed them sugar and they bloat, they die. If you feed them too much at once, they can die. If you feed them spoiled grain or moldy things, they can die. You can cause malnutrition in an entire population by drawing deer to a feeding site but not feeding them enough - theyâll stop grazing normally. High concentrations of deer also makes them a super effective disease vector.
The tl;dr is that feeding deer even healthy food leads to death, injury, probable death, ecosystem imbalances, disease, vegetation destruction, and more death. Not cute. Not good. Ever. Stop fucking with the wildlife because it seems cute, guys. (And massive shame on Buzzfeed for not thinking for a sec about maybe this being dangerous and a bad idea to promote).